the awesome post?=S

i know i promised an awesome post but i'm braindead ryte now so i'll just tell you what happened these few days xD

27/12/10

lemme see...o yes..that's ryte xD i went to a friends place quite early in the morning and we kinda played...and played...and stayed for the night o''o...now...we actually ended up sleeping thre==' hahahah must sound sooo stupid ryte now (wtf fail-hardcore-partying-henry) but...i ended up sleeping next to a girl you see (same couch ...luky meee) o''o laugh alll you want but i enjoyed it ;) although...it was a family friends so i think it's pretty off limits...wouldn't you guys agree? xDD but sooooooooo embarrassed the next day xPPPP POOH.


28/12/10

hmm well we slept at 4am or something on the 27th so we woke up at around 11am...or 12pm on the 28th xDD we looked like stoned hobos of sorts xDD i swear i ddn't drink =o...anywayyyys the parents gave us this surprise news: we're gonna be staying at star city tonight!! chyeahhhhhh =DDDD skipping out details...we got a room per family this time xDD so as to avoid the embarrassing moments~ and yeh THEY HAVE A GYM THRE YEHHHHH~ so so i went gym o''o...and dragged most pple along to xD.

i think i over exerted xDD i ran 5kms and rode 13kms (on those bike things) so these worked on cardio and what not...and then i did that crunch machine to work on my one pack and did the rowing thing which ended up hurting me like hellll i'm still sore D= It kinda sucked coz after the workout and whatnot i still looked like the pillsbury dough boy ='(

i did all this before dinner time. we ate at lotus pond =) yummy chinese food xD hahaha. i think they're moving or something, to another place within the casino =/

After dinner the rents went to the casino and talked and gambled and drank =='. Us children (excuse my engrish) stayed in one of the rooms and played on a wii that our friend's had brought from home =P. hmmm...we ended up playing until 3am or so before the parents showed up half drunk yet still coherent xDD so yeh we went back to our rooms and...i kinda had to share a bed with my bro xPPPPPP booooooo

29/12/10

The next morning we parted ways and my family went to the Sichuan Chilli restaurant...just near china town not the one next to Mamak though... The food was good but i ddn't like the chilli stuff that was cold?=S have you had cold chilli foods? =S

not the most pleasant tasting food =/

After that we kinda chilled in the ct for a while xDD hahaha i saw my family in a new light =P we went bowling and and wait for it...LASER TAGGING TOGETHER =DDD mum and dad tooo =)))))))) what a way to start the new year ^^...well soon anyway hahaha

In summaryy it was legen...-wait for it-...DAIRY. whoops (legendary ><) hahahaha i slept with a girl and partied with my family wheeeeeeee~

i was on a break today and tried to catch up on homework and failed D=. i'm going to a friends house tomorrow and people are coming over on the 1st and 2nd of jan i may need energy drinks after all =O!

P.S. how was zac's house?

HELLYEH!!!

HEY GUYS! i'm back!!....didya miss me? DIDYA, DIDYA?! guess you ddn't huh..=(

anywaysss i'm soooooooooooo tired...three days two nights with a max of 5 hours sleep OVERALL D= i'm about to collapse. but yes tomorrow there shall b an awesome post ;) embarassing and very unlike me =/ yeh that's how i would describe it...VERY unlike me....more like ZACHARY to b honest...u'll see

anyways till then

oyasumi~ (that's how you say it in jap...is it not?)

tehehe

Hey guys! i may not post for the next few days or so~

I'm...going somewhere ;) i'll tell you allllll about it when i get back

Meanwhile....KEEP ENJOYING YOUR HOLIDAYS!!!!!!! (and stop da snaking) D=

OMGWTFBBQ?!

?!

HOHOHO!!

MERRRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

jingle bells jingle bells~~~

For Lenny and Chris
You guys must build one someday


For Daniel and Ben

We all know the story about Santa. He lives on North Pole along with his wife, elves and reindeers. Elves help him to process requests of millions of children who write letters to Santa every year requesting for toys and other wishes, to help him determine whether these children have been good or bad, to fulfill the wishes of all good children and make requested toys for them. On Christmas Eve, Santa wears his famous red suit with white snow-white trimmings, puts all the toys on his sleigh and nine reindeers are attached to the sleigh to pull it. The bright red nose of Rudolph the Reindeer acts as an indicator to tell the direction.

Santa parks his sleigh on the roof of the household, climbs down the sleigh, look for the right gifts, climbs down the chimney of each household, laugh in his famous way 'Ho! Ho! Ho!', drink and eat the milk and cookies kept for him by the children and keep the requested gifts for them under the tree, fill the stockings, come back up and sit in his sleigh. He is to do all this and more in one night! There are some things which make us doubt, whether Santa Claus really exists or if he does, whether he is really alive or is he dead already. Here are some reasons why we have our doubts:

• No one has ever seen flying reindeers, except Santa, Mrs. Claus and their elves, of course. However, since there are over 300,000 species of living organisms that are unclassified (though they are mostly insects and germs), we can give them benefit of doubt.
• According to the Populations Reference Bureau, there are about 2 billion children (defined as under 15) in the world. Assuming that Santa caters to Christian children only and do not bother himself about children of other religion, he still has 15% of the above children population to think about.
• 15% of 2 billion means 300 million children, which is certain an enormous workload, even for benevolent and kindly Santa.
• Let's assume that there are about three children in each household and at least one of them is good. Thus, Santa has to visit 100 million homes during Christmas Eve.
• Let's assume Santa starts distributing gifts, starting from 5 pm to midnight (which makes 7 hours). Since earth rotates and there is a difference of full 24 hours overall due to different time zones, we can say that Santa has 31 hours to finish his work. We can also assume that Santa works from East to West to use this time difference to his full advantage.
• Visiting 100 million homes in 31 hours means that Santa has to visit 896 homes per second.
• Thus, he has about 1/1000th of a second to do everything mentioned above such as parking his sleigh, looking for the right gifts, climbing down the sleigh and chimney, binge on snacks, fill the stockings, come up again and rush to his next stop.
• Even if we assume that all households are distributed evenly throughout the earth for convenience of Santa and Santa Claus works non-stop for 31 hours (both of which are very big assumptions that are almost impossible!), Santa has to travel about 75.5 million miles in 31 hours and 650 miles per second.
• Now the fastest man-made vehicle moves at 27.4 miles per second and normally reindeers can run at the speed of 15 miles per hour. 650 miles per second is 3000 times faster than the speed of sound.
• On an average, each toy for a child weighs about 2 pounds; the sleigh has to carry over 321,000 tons plus the Santa with his big belly and his reindeers.
• Known reindeers can only pull 300 pounds at once. If flying reindeers can pull up to 3000 pounds, about 214,000 reindeers will be needed to pull Santa's sleigh, which means sleigh must carry over 353,000 tons.
• 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second in the air will create enormous friction and Santa, his reindeers and his sleigh will instantly burn to death, just like meteors that occasionally enter earth's atmosphere.
• Thus, we can safely conclude that if Santa ever existed, he was dead when he attempted his seemingly impossible project for the first time and is no more alive. D=

For Zac



For Li
etc...No comment ><'

For Sam
Gangster Santa and Buff Santa?


For Tristan/Justin
(HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR!)


For Miho
This may be just a bit inappropriate >.>


For Belzy
Twas too hard looking for a real bee in a christmas costume...=/

For Steph
 HAVE FUN 1/1/11!!!!!
For Jen
MERRY CHRISTMAS =P

For Viv

wait till boxing day to open pressies?

For Erin

(As in emo-santa?=S)

I know the pictures above aren't the best but yeh xP i'm off!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cleaned/rearranged my room!

Well just like the title said...i cleaned and rearranged my room today =O

Twas tiring and filthy but it feels good now xD my room seems a lot bigger =P. it's amazing what moving a bit of furniture around and organising the place does. now it looks like....

THIS
JOKES ><''' i totally sleep in a cot yeh hahaha but it does look that clean ^.^

What do you guys do with ur christmas cards and decorations?=S

i err... put this string across the living room (sometimes two depending on how popular we are that year o''o) and hang christmas cards up o''o...i know it's a bit childish, and it can sometimes get in the way of things, but i like it =) and...miho's card is hangable on our christmas tree so it's there instead of with the rest of the cards =D

For christmas decorations we have three stockings with bears poking out of them with christmas hats hung...in the hallway, living room and dining room, we have...a wind-up singing santa claus holding his sack of goodies.(LEMME REPHRASE THAT ==') santa claus holding a red bag...it sounds dirty no matter how you describe it >.> ANYWAYSsss we also have a blow-up reindeer and lights strung around inside the house...

Do you guys do that thing where you decorate the outside of your house? i looooove seeing the winners of the  'christmassiest house in australia' thing xDD

anyways

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE-ryone!!!

chatswood

hey! i went to chatswood today with my family to get our eyes checked and whatnot...hmm thre's no change in my prescription i think xD so yay! =)...then we just walked around xD hahaha

we went to city afterwards and ate buffet dinner =P sooo full ==' not good.

*sigh*

BTW for all you who don't know...you can catch dragonflies! and and then tie a piece of string to their tails and kinda make em into a type of kite >.> xP now to all of you out there who thinks it is animal, it isn't since you cut the string afterwards...and they get a free cotton belt of some sort =D...=S...not the strongest of arguments ><'' but its fuuuuuuuuuuun =/

kthnxbai!

indeed it is.

MERRY EVE CHRISTMAS EVE!

Firstly, i'd like to apologise for all inconsistencies, grammatical errors and spelling mistakes in my blog posting ><' i don't read over my posts. err...i just type whatever pops into my head at the time. I swear i don't make any sense half the time. =/

OMGSH 2 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS! which i have named eve christmas eve o''o...i know thre's no 'of' in there but anywho xD that's what i'm gonna call it =P

sorry zac! i'm not free boxing day! o''o...i'm free early january? if that helps ><'' if not then have fun to all those who are going!

interjection: you know how you have you are (you're), we are (we're) can we have who are (who're) coz that just looks heaps funny. =P =S =/

hahaha hope you guys have a great day lalala!!! TTYL!

(excerpt of my past christmas?)
i slept soundly on christmas night and
not a creature was stirring
i woke up and put on my christmas jumper
looked under the christmas tree to find my present
to wait for the right moment to open it (whenever that may be) =)

Merry eve christmas eve!

this is for yesterday~

OMGSHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

FALALALALALALALALAAAAAA~

SUMMARY OF MY EPIC DAY
In the morning i went to the movies with...chris, matt, andrew, liang, jay chou and michael lin and saw HP7

Afterwards some of us caught the train to concord west and went to the BBQ! in short. BBQ was da awesome and i had lotsa fun...but more on that later?

As soon as i come home...mum was like DUDE. HOME SO LATE? NO RICE FOR YOU....and we went to a friends house...so i got rice there D= (this was after i took a shower..now why the hell did i add that in?...anyways i think i smelt funny after the BBQ)...anyways and we ended up staying till like 2am ...>.> so yeh that's my day shortened.

LENGTHENED VERSION OF MY DAY


Movie
In the morning i went to the movies with...chris, matt, andrew, liang, jay chou and michael lin and saw HP7...it's such a weird movie. I personally didn't like it THAT much SINCE DOBBY DIED AND HEDWIG DIED D=...but that also happened in the book so i was emotionally prepared (Y)...i ddn't break down..='(..i swear...anywaysss i think there were too many cut scenes was iffy >.> and and there weren't many awesome fights xP


BBQ
Well as you know...i went to the BBQ afterwards and and and...had lotsa fun xDDD hahahaha. hmm when i arrived the actual BBQ had ended D= soo the depressed >.>... AND steph had a nosebleed when i arrived >.> i dunno what she was doing...;) anywayss it took my like a fortnight to find tristan and the rest of the group hahaha. guys WII must MINGLE more D= hahahaaha which i think we did end up doing but yeh xDD i was worried that you guys ddn''t turn up xP.

we went to the spider web thing ...which ddn't impress samuel very much hahaha the korean got stuck about the second level AND ting ddn't even climb! wtff....~ anyways don, ben, michael lee and i made it to the very top (Y) best feeling ever making it to the top of that thing i say...>=( the whole group must take a picture on that one day. i cannot believe that some of you haven't seen it before? i be the disappoint. i ended up with sand in my shoes ><'

walking back from the spider web thing... i think a water fight that broke out hahaha i got my revenge on bryan and got him square on the right kidney with a water balloon >=). and yeh... tonia threw the water balloon twice at me? and both time it just bounced off hahahah the first time it ddn't break but the second time is broke on the ground...so now i owe her a breakable water balloon >.> hmm...also while we were planning bryan's demise he came around the back and just squashed it into my shirt ...IN THE 'DRY AREA' myte i say xP. cheater. AND THE FUNNIEST THING...after most of the water fighting was done...steph was still holding one tehehe saving up for bryan's misfortune no doubt but instead of her throwing it she got soooooooooo excited (about the idea of bryan's shirt being more wet ;)) that she broke her own balloon...all over her pants around THE area hahahahahahahahahahaha XDDDDDDDDDD FAIL STEPH.. =P

hmm... afterwards we somehow managed to come to the conclusion that we needed MOAR WATER BALLOONS. soooooooo steph, bryan, viv and i decided to walk to rhodes (like smart cookies we were) =/ steph was all for it you shoulda seen her set off at that brisk pace hahahaha but by halfway. bryan and i were cracking jokes about how women should never leave the kitchen ESPECIALLY to go shopping and stuff like 'OMGSH the road never ends!' 'when women go shopping, they say it's a 5 minutes walk and 20 minutes later they're saying we'll be thre soon!' ahahahaha... i think we were pretty annoying xD but good exercise lah (Y) =D did us all good. along the way steph's pants dried off for the most part and my shirt dried off quite well but...i think bryan's shirt just went sweat-logged. >.> hahaha we finally ended up at rhodes...and was like..WHERE THE HELL DO WE GET WATER BALLOONS FROM?

BRYAN'S ANSWER: TARGET OF COURSE!

is that guy smart or what? roflol srsly. so we walk into target and was just like. totes bro. waterballoons and cups here we come. hmm somewhere along the lines bryan called sandra to ask where we would actually find water balloons AND THE GIRLS DISAPPARATED. hahaha after the phonecall we were just like...ooooooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet... and then...(if you're canto) we were cracking up jokes like 'MUM I:M LOST SAVE MEEEE' hahahaha (cause bryan and i ddn't know the way around rhodes...and we'd probably get lost on the way back to the bbq ><'') we found them in the end though hahahha thankgod.
ANYWAYS. in the end we bought 6L of softdrinks and two packets of 125 waterballoons from coles.
arriving back (tired) at the BBQ we discovered a few people had left D=

around 4pm we started to fill our water balloons...and since guys are soo fail the girls had to do it...mostly >< since there were no girls in the girls bathroom...there was an okay for us to enter and help fill the balloons.. soo here i was happily filling up the balloons in the girls toilets (am i creepy or what D=) and this women walks in. man. i have never ran so fast in my life. i ddn't go back in. >.> just saying. btw. girl toilets are soooooo much less stinkier than guys toilets D=.

BACK ON TRACK....after the next session of water bombing i left the grade BBQ. o wonderous day =) just friends chillaxing i guess. for all those who ddn't go. POOOOH TO YOU ALL >=x. hahahha u know. discussing our grade event with pple i know from other schools. our grade at baulko seems the closest. i hope to remain in touch with everyone lah!! ^^

BTW! i got to keep some water balloons! =D

Friend's place
At my family friend's place we ended up watchin most of the 1989 version of batman (the one with jack nicholson as the joker) while playing poker =D. hahahaha by the end of the night everyone had been kicked cept for me and kaveh (you may know him?...he's the guy a grade below us at baulko) haha we never did get to finish coz by that time it was...2am in the morning and i was the braindeadened. >.> yes it's a word.

anyways that was my epic day yesterday...SOOOOOOOOO TIRING! xDDD but OHHH SOO FUNN!=DDDDDD hope to see more of you guys in the hols!

o ryte.

i got a haircut D=

but heres a primate giving you a thumbs up
(approved)

snakes

hmm...is this term really correct? and if so...where did it originate from (chinese proverbs?) and and should it really be snakes or SNAKERS? =O just a few questions to ponder =P

now these holidays...we have snakes on the plane eg. Jono chan in Queensland atm...and what not. We have snakes trying to climb into yo window and snatching peoples up so you gotta hide yo kids, hide yo wives and hide yo husbands coz they be rapin everybody out here. *srs nod*

aiyah.

scared myself this morning when i visited my own blog because of stupid bryan's face ==' freaking hell~that's why i'm just bs-ing stuff atm to get him off screen so when i go onto my blog again i wont die from a heart attack xPPPPP

anyways hahahah hmmmm anything else besides k? =/ errr....i know all those snakes out thre prefer to remain in their holes and do ....snake stuff but yeh XDD suggestions lahh~

today's really windy =/. i went outside i was like iunno how you would describe it...
i was nearly blown onto my back...this huge branch also fell and nearly hit me =(
the wind was so forceful that i thought this guy had fired a missile at me =/
SO I COMMANDO CRAWL'D ACROSS MY BACKYARD.

om nom nom...

off to lunch now! =DD

ROFL

LOOK WHAT I FOUND! (mostly directed at steph and bryan xDDDDDDDDDDDD) FUNNEHHH~

WAKE UP BRYAN!!! =D

-yawn-

nothings going in my life D= it seems like everyone is going overseas ><''' someone come with me to the bbq? o''o ....i don't think anyones going ><''''''''''' 

OH and if you guys want to...give me dates that you guys want a group outing (Y) i'll organise it =P and and...maybe suggest places we could go since...is karaoke getting a bit boring >.>....

we could...GO SKY-DIVING! =DDD who's up for it? =) 

(alternatively we could crash Zac's house ?? >=D)

Damien's parteh~

WAS AWESOME?! xD hahaha who else agrees? xP more pple shoulda went.

starting from the very start:

10:29am- WE MISS THE TRAIN. ><''' tsui and matthew were late and we had to catch a train to central (which is closer to china town anyways) than the predetermined meeting place at town hall....sooo we kinda ditched a few pple >.>

11:20amish~?- we got to Mamak. the best malaysian place i'd say (although i've only been to one) xDD hahaha i swear the restaurant was scared of us hahahaha with like 22 pple waiting outside XD. anyways so we all got in and started to order...now the problem was..i ddn't know what the hell i was ordering >.> thankgod chris kew was there to translate.

i got the spicest thing thre ^^ and felt good about it till i tried it xDD and man. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. while pple broke down around me i forged my way onwards. eating my calamari rice in some sambal hot sauce D= and and...don, lenny and shirley all dared me to eat two slices of chilli (the red ones) at the same time. now let me tell you. i handle chilli pretty well (sooo up mahself ><') but yeh...the stuff gets hotter as it sits in ur mouth >.> arhgghghghghgh. BARNEY STINSON WOULD'VE BEEN PROUD.

o and and...shirley offered my a tiger prawn? apparently shirley doesn't normally offer pple food but i got some of her prawn (probably coz it was too chilli for her to handle) and i got some of the desert =DDD soooooooo niceeeeeeeee!

12:45pm- we left the restaurant, who handled our billing process exceptionally well, and started to head off to CEO karaoke. meanwhile a few tried to get hold of bryan, miho, steph, kai etc group =/. anywaysss we met up and CEO and noone got lost =P. betty, tonia, taylor etc. arrived a bit later on because they ate at epping but yeh xDD PARTEH TIME

1-4:30pm- within the first hour i managed to get 'stacks on chibi/henry' three times with me at the very bottom >.>  and yeh...not the best of places to be. man.. i swear this party was the closest thing we've had to a whole grade get together (not counting the BBQ...that may or may not succeed at this point in time?) so yehhh more pple should've come along ><'''. anywaysss we cut the cake and presented the presents...(dear god i fail at english) at around 4:25pm...and then i had to go afterwards...

now...i would've like to go into more detail but soooooo much happened i don't relaly know where to start xD so here are some pictures =P

(some of the people who turned up)

(group photo for those who went to Mamak - the malaysian restaurant)
(me thinking 'wth...')
(me eating the 'dare'...like a man if i myte add >=D)
then my face somehow...turned out to look like this =/ (shirley not giving a crap)
(THIS. was awesomely sweet and delicious)

NOW AT KARAOKE!
(they be singing along to something?:S)
(michael lin's nonexistent eyes. THATS RYTE DANIEL!)
Amy...unimpressed by my photography skills =(

Bryan: o dear...it's a stephanie chan...
Steph: EEEEEWWW a BRYAN!!!

tehehehehe *grins*
(ben...looking like ben (Y))
(BEST PICTURE EVAR...who agrees?)
(everyone cept taylor D=...as usual...i look like a retard ==')

and that was as far as i got =X...i went home after da cake ^^

soooooooooooooooooooo who's up for the grade BBQ?

*now...justin ting wasn't there today and he sed he would b but yeh...the guy took a sicky (mumbles snaking mumbles) xP hahaha jokes man HOPE YOU GET WELL SOOON MAN!!!!!*

PS. sorry for the epic long post D=...i think it's a record.

dinner at 'Sean's Kitchen'

=D had lotsa meat ==' xP too much for my own good.=/

anyways that's just the little side note >.> i ran into Brett Stewart. Now for all those who don't know he is/was the fullback for the Manly sea-eagles and yeh.. he's pretty damn good =/ before he got owned for rapede and other assault charges xDD anyways i got the autograph of this guy/brute and i feel proud =D it's a start to the holidays (Y) AND AND

i'm going for a run early tomorrow morning ^^ hahaha

ZAC. IT IS ON. ACADEMICS AND FITNESS. STARTING.....NOW!

JOKES TIME!


J.What doess Wollongong(you know the place) and justin beiber(you know the girl) have in common?

P. They're both far from Manly! =P

for results~

LOL GUYS HAHAHAHAHA

15030

Biology

Emma Elizabeth

Watson

1

Abbotsleigh

EMMA WATSON TOPPED BIO HAHAHHA OWNEDDDDDD

AND AND

15020

Ancient History

Robert Edward

Pattinson

14

Fort Street High School

15720

German Extension

Robert Edward

Pattinson

2

Fort Street High School

LOL STUPID ROBERT PATTISON XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


dude and dudettes. if you wanna check out the results please feel free at:
http://www.boardofstudies.nsw.edu.au/ebos/static/ebos_stats.html

ROFLOL

i had to steal this! and i DO see it XDDD

polar bear christmas

HI! waddup?

I HAS a present for you o''o

i'll put it here under ur christmas tree if that's alryte with you

i really want a christmas party...

and get smashed on

then go to sleep

and wait for christmas to open my present