something...

oh noes... i was gonna put something interesting here today but it's slipped my mind ><'' not that anythings ever interesting...

well, fam friends came over all of a sudden to give us...a USB keyboard and mouse set xD i know it sounds random but our old set kinda...looked very deaded so they were like HEY we've got an extra so yeh..=D free keyboard and mouse. In return i guess we asked them to stay for dinner so after all this asian ..talk/discussion they were like k w/e (the father was still at work though xD) so yeh...fun dinner tonight at my place =P

hmm o ryte.. yes... i've seemed to realise that the amount of alcohol consumed and the number of decibels in the conversation (if plotted on a graph) show a linear relation... or it mayb even be exponential... anywayss yeh fricking asian parents get very loud D= i mean... everytime we go out with friends to a restaurant i'm always afraid we'll get thrown out at some stage but it hasn't happened yet xP hahahahaha

just a few random pics~


we chinamen do strange things.
wow. stealth puppeh
LOL
For all you who are overseas atm.
NINJA BEAR?
fake or real?
SNEEZING BABY PANDA.LOL.
ROFLOL HAHAHA

gudnites!

SWEET AND SOUR PORK!

best thing evar.

evaporation

this isn't gonna b scientific xD

i got freaked out by the weather today. While i was driving to carlingford court for yumcha the water was literally evaporating off the road D=...scared the heebie jeebies outa me.

you see, before we left for yumcha it was raining cats, dogs, monkeys, horses...whatever~ it was like God just HAD to go if you know what i mean xP. anyways, it stopped just before we went out and i opted to drive...to get more hours xD (a full five minutes chyeahhhh and yes i ryte that down...i'm soo sad =(.) So here i am driving, constantly scanning the road etc...(ima good driver =P hehehe) AND THE ROAD JUST STARTED...STEAMING....O.o in the seventeen years i've lived i don't think i've seen it quite like it before...i mean the puddles i drove through kinda engulfed the car in a puff of smoke D=

hmm...well that's the most interesting thing that happened today in my boring life.

Animal makeovers

alpaca afro?...or is it a llama? =S
fashion people are always...mean
peacockadoodlepoodle? =S
the sphinx?
...
(betcha guys feel the same way about my blog xP)

sigh~

nigh~ts

all about yesterday~ with interjectionss =)

INFO DAY AT USYD~

hmm this may disappoint some of you since i cbf'd going to UNSW but i asked the chick at the administrative tent what the difference was between open day and info day and she said they were pretty much the exact same thing...cept at info day the previous yr12s have a better idea of what they wanna do coz of the marks...

anywayys i spent the travelling legs of my journey all alone D= i had to sit next to some old women when i caught the train from eastwood to redfern..=/ I GOT TO REDFERN THIRTY MINUTES EARLY >=( noone was there ... forever alone ='(

afterwards we (viv, lenny, anthony, yeli and i) walked from the station to USyd OMGSH  The nception spoof trailer! This was filmed by few of my friends who goes UTS xD they made an okay inception parody hahaha it has been edited and filmed and dubbed. Check it:


As you can see they used the USyd engineering chairs as the 'kickzone' in the hotel hahaha (GUYS YOU MUST WATCH INCEPTION!!! am i spoiling it? =P) moving on...

we tried to find the med lecture that was meant to start at 9:30am BUT something funky happened and they magicked it away *nods*. Where the med lecture was suppose to be there was like this..nutritional science lecture >.> so we decided to go back for the 12pm lecture. hmmm we split ways here? viv and i went to the pharmacy lecture (2010 cut-off was 93.2)..(back up plans?)
others went to law? =S A lot of people turned up at USyd...later on lawrence, yeli and a few others left for UNSW.

Med at 12pm. Get the highest ATAR betch xP.

i hate it when this happens..

and this next one i just found funny...


*cut scene*

O gosh the icecreams are expensive D= OUTRAGEOUS i say =( i know gelatos cost a lot but $4.50 for two scoops...y asian side just can't take it ><' i had a coffee one and viv had a hazelnut...=S hazelnut flavoured icecream.. xD.Viv went 'home' around 1:30pm to go brush her teeth before dentist =P

hmm..O. Interesting person i met: Andrew Gong (Shirley's SBH friend ;) tehehehehe lol go stalk him on fb if you're really interested xDD

Lenny, Anthony, Sandra etc. ditched me as well although they DID promise to wait after 2:30 lectures but noooooooooooo they went lunch, karaoke and dinner ><' POOH. so i ended up going to vet lectures until like...3pm all alone...by myself =(
(i'm slowly overtaking tumblr >=D)
Afterwards i had to walk back to redfern station ALONE. catch the train ALONE (although... i sat next to some fat iranian man. (how did i know?) he was watching some persian/iranian women dancing MV on his iPad...THERE WAS NOWHERE ELSE TO SIT D=)

so yeh...that was my day...yesterday xDD
BYE BYE!!

the backyard

THE BACKYARD...WAS A MESS D=

cleaned it up today...sooooooo tiring ><''' raking leaves x10 ...moving plants (2/3 at a time) x16...weeding (too many too counts ><)...raking weeds x5...dumping all the stuff >=( o gosh...thank god it wasn't a HOOOT(read as HAWT not as HOOT) day and thank god it ddn't rain =/

have you guys ever stepped on like a long-ish stick and like..it sticks up and then...YOU KICK IT WITH UR OTHER FOOT AND MAIM URSELF BEYOND BELIEF?...not that drastic but i now have a long think cut that runs from my heel all the way up my calf D= and it stung for the first 20 minutes or soo ><'''STUPID STICK i sparta-ed is and chucked it over my back fence...into my neighbours yard xP...i think it landed in there pool...but since like this tree hangs over it i hope they wont realised i chucked it in =/

COME TO UNSW INFO DAY TOMORROW GUYS!!! =DDDD



JOKES
The Athiest and the Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."
Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful...etc..."

Parrots and Prayer

A lady goes to her priest one day and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, and then, he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that horrible thing-in no time at all."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution to my
problem."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi,we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered."

Monkey balls (MIGHT I ADD...THIS ONE IS NASTYYYYYYYYYYYY)

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. " He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first..."

Campers (THIS GUY WENT TO BAULKO =P)

Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

Both campers start running for their lives when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

ouch

ok guys...i just cracked my neck...involuntarily although it may have been triggered by something sed in a certain conversation (JEN >=( anywayyys it hurts now...and yeh OWOW..it hurts wen i turn my heads sideways and upwards to the right D=....

on another note...i can crack my little toe o''o...just a random fact about me xP

how's the snaking going? xD i'm nearly finished with my advance creative yay ^^ finally~ and err...still have to read most of frankenstein (AKA franko) D= the studying begins...

NOW.

and here's a few pictures:
LOL BEN!
OMGSH sooo furry and happy-looking xD

this...is just a bit creepy
this guy is helpful chinchilla...i once did the same thing and got a hug ^^
LOL just a random happy birthday to annabella ~ =P

PS. should i post ting quotes EVERYWHERE?...facebook, msn and my blog? or just keep it on msn? =S it'd b great to hear from you guys again ^^

31/12/10 and 1/1/11

Sorry i've been neglecting my blog a bit xP partyyyyyying!!! =DDD




 and drinking champagne at 12AM 1/1/11 =) that's ryte. CHAMPAGNE. WHOLE..not bottle...just a whole glass full =P



still ...i think i got a bit high o''o hahahah dude i was laughing my ass of just because i thought the massage chair was ...massaging me xP hahaha but dude it TICKLED tehehehehehehe~ (progression of my laughter)

(lol-ing)
(tries to hold it in)
(LOL)
(LOL)
(HEHEhehehehehehe)
 =)

ANYWAYSS fireworks were good...i ddn't go to the harbour watched it at a friend's place hmmm it woulda been better if they had cleared some of the smoke that was blanketing the bridge =/ but yeh...(Y) we should go together sometime! =))))

anywaysss after 7 hours or so of sleep (i teleported home the night before...to my knowledge =/) i had to get up for the next day of partying =O. had to make like a huge fruit platter...vacuum the whole house within two hours before the guests arrived ==' and like...it was wayyyyyyy hot that day...

hmm....well our family friends turned up and well hahahaha hold up i have a photo of one of them to show you xDD (the others threatened to kill me if i put photos of them up)

(if you can't see it open it into a new tab to see)


hahaha now you probably think i'm a pedo of some sort but isn't she kyoot? xDD she's in yr 2 this year hahaha do YOU still remember what it was like when you were in year two?

anywayys HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

CHEERIO GUYS!