stupid ...*chokes*...and MUCKUP!

*cough cough cough*

WELL...AM I STUPID OR WHAT? ><''' you know those chinese biscuit roll thingos...hold on lemme find a picture...HERE

THESE THINGS. well like a smart guy i was trying to act cool...(to no-one..cept my bro and myself) i was doing the smoking action you the smoking thing...


...actually...not as hardcore as this guy...he's getting cancer the fast way (Y)

anywayss yeh...and then i thought it'd b funny to use it as a straw and yeh i got this great idea to suck up the crumbs from the last ...chinese biscuit roll thingy and man was that a stupid idea. NOT ONLY did i manage to half choke myself but you know...you cough instinctively as a response to clear the obstruction in your airways so i coughed..and the wind kinda went back down the 'biscuit straw' and BLEW ALL THE CRUMBS...JUST ABOUT EVERYWHERE =/...while my brother was cracking up all i could do was kinda half gag =/...i'm a bad influence aren't i? =(

have you ever tried that thing where you drink milk using a timtam? xDD man the first time i tried it it felt weeeeeeiiiiirrrddd...('i' before 'e' except after 'c'...or 'w' or 'h' etc..) hahaha just wondering~

aaaaaand for MUCKUP! what are you guys doing for muckup? Is our group doing anything in particular for muckup? hmm i've been searching and like...pokemon costumes are soo goddamn hard to find...but if the group isn't doing anything...i was thinking about going as the COOKIE MONSTERRR =) mask, costume and all...the whole outfit...hmm o yeh btw what days are the photos on and and....have you gys still got ur envelopes?...i think i've misplaced mines somewhere...D=



LOL i knew this screenshot would come in handy someday! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (shup i'm not weird)


anywayss NITES TO ALL!!

so bleh~

srs case of the cbfs today =/

w/e~

4 circles.

just had to reblog.

Happy Australia Day!!!

26/01/11! =P SUP NOODLES?!!!!!!!(incase you missed that it translates to 'SUP DUDES/DUDETTES?!!!' (please see cbox)

stuff happened at my house today =P but first of all listen to this xDD


hahaha it's kinda catchy =P

anywayss i woke up this morning to my mum screaming. *nods* here i was thinking it was something very terrible and then when i get to the living room i find that she has smashed this cockroach to bitsies. apparently it crawled up her arm and she freaked out and kinda shook it off and then trampled it to pieces =/ i was rofling hahahahaha....later on karma got me.

daddy-long-legs? you know the spiders...some say that they're not poisonous because of the positions of their  fangs but this one was HUGE. imagine a dinner plate and that was how long it's legs were (if it were to lie flat on the ground)...it's body was the size of a rubber? and this thing was just hanging there on the garage door and i managed to walk underneath it TWICE without noticing. D=. on this hot day i was digging holes for my mum to plant to ...plants>.> so i killed the monster with a spade o''o. (FYI i did NOT scream like a little girl.)

on this wonderously hot sweaty day...we rearranged our living room =/ something about fengshui and whatnot...~ mum's a bit superstitious...wants everything to b aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll good for CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! =P wheeeeeeeee~ (red envelopes soon?*money-crazed*)

FINALLY...well i just came back in from the back yard...do you guys just go out to the backyard at night to look at stars or wildlife and whatnot? =S well we have these flowers you see...in canto they're known as 'tarn fa' but i have no idea wat it is in english...anywayss these flowers were blooming tonight and to my knowledge they only bloom every year/half-year so it was 'exciting' so to speak...took a 30-minute video of it and a few good pictures...(though i can't upload them to my blog >=( someone tell me how xP copy-paste doesn't work) AND in addition to all this THERE WERE BATS...FLYING FOXES w/e dude FREAKYYYY I WAS WATERING THE PLANTS WHEN MY BRO TOLD ME TO LOOK UP TO SEE THIS HUGE THING FLY ACROSS THE SKY...i nearly shat my pants...my first thoughts were:

DRACULA


then BATMAN


then VAMPIRE BATS


then flying fox >.>


so yeh...traumatic (Y)

gosh...i hope it's not this hot tomorrow...

PS...dunno what pictures/photos to put up(so here are a few randoms)

this is soo creepyyy....





PPS...i ate dragonfruit today =P
PPPS...when's miho coming back? AND WELCOME BACK STEPH (a bit late i know o''o)

NITES GUYS!

awkward post

NEW INFO.

-if you eat enough fibrous material your poopoo will float xP....that is all.
-each person dreams up (dreams up?wtf..) 5-7 dreams on average per night
-i just stubbed my toe =(


LOL JEN I TOTALLY DANCE LIKE THE DUCK D=


SPONGEEE BOBBLE!!!! FREAKING AWESOME!

hahaha

NITES!

and TODAY (24/01)

WAS SOO HAWWWWWWWT ><'''

THAT AND CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY A WATERMELON IS ROUND? >=( i mean i know they're naturally round but i've seen spherical ones, cubic ones, pyramidial shaped ones and polygonal ones...but why are they naturally round? i can't seem to find it one the internet =/

and why not...just for the kicks
(literally...tehehe)
LOL i know this 'This is a picture of a cat rolling a watermelon out of the lake...you're argument is invalid'

this is a flying fox eating a piece of watermelon...it's kinda creepy
quote: WAT DA.....?


LOL this is soo cool =)


And here are some babies in a watermelon suit thingie~
WATERMELO-MAN POWERS UP!
i think this is a youtube vid...

Matthew's Birthday Party!! (23/01)

sorry i've been neglecting you (talking to my blog) for the past few days...stuff has been going on~

I"M BACK NOW! gimme a hug! (hmm..i think i've lost my mind in the past few days...)

anyways!

Matt's BDAY PARTY WAS DA BEST! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

It was held at chatswood. We started off the day by meeting everyone in front of the pizza place...the err GPK (Gourmey Pizza Kitchen) and then we went inside to OM NOM NOM THE PIZZAS! hahaha for all those who love italian food we must go together sometime =P i had a big breakfast on that day soo i couldn't eat much (ask chris N.) AND THEN IN TRUE BAULKO SPIRIT instead of one person paying for the bill we had this huge thing where money was flying everywhere and yeh HECTIC.

At the end of the chaos of cash we concluded we were missing 30 dollars...or something around that and we were searching the floors, checking the bill for faults AND THEN MATTHEW WAS LIKE 'OOOOOOO I HAVEN"T PAID YET!!!!' xDDDDDDDD hahahahaha o gosh we're good (Y)

Spending so much time on money troubles we were gonna b late for laser tagging xP so yeh we legged it to the Madarin centre and arrived just on time =P....nothing much happened at the two games of laser ALTHOUGH i would like to mention i managed to 'piss off' a little kid. i mean i only shot him once and then he just kept chasing me =( i came ninth in that round just coz my gun kept deactivating =(

After laser tag we went bowling (one game only) and man was that FUN! hahahahaha i managed to come second using every single bowling technique possible:
1. normally
2. nearly snapping my wrist from spinning
3. the slow pusher~
4. USING THE KIDDY RAMP HECK YES!
5. bowling from another lane (literally chucked it into my lane...)
6. under the legs (backwards)
7. under the legs (forwards)
8. backward bowling
9. bowling it into the gutter to see if it jumps back out...this ddn't work =(
10. opposite hand

THEN AFTER THAT!...

we ate brownies =)

and then we went to play pool =) GUYS we must play pool someday! hahahaha (ZAC! GET URSELF A POOL/BILLARDS TABLE ...i'm too poor to get one ><')

*cheesy grin* this is me trying to look pro...
hmm all this took 6 hours.

O YES! AT THE TRAIN STATION...(ask tsui and matt) i was standing next to a CANTO SPEAKING ENGLISH PERSON!!!!!!!!!! OMGSHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOO SCARYYYYY FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING TO ME....and then i realised she had a cell phone >.>

but that was all yesterday~