random commercials~

You know you're in deep shieet when this happens to you

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and totally...the first thing i thought about this ad was mercedes benz e-class

hare and the tortoise.

Last night i slept on the couch in the living room where it was aircon-ed and my bro got the fold-out bed =/.

My mum still loves meee =D hahaha when was the last time you got a bed time story? =P my mum told me one last night as i was going to sleeeeeep =) hahaha and coz i love you guys soo much i'm going to try and retell it...

Have you ever wondered where tortoises came from or why the tortoise one the race (against the hare) or why they live so long? Well, in this story i shall try and answer these questions. Just a heads up...it's like this chinese folklore fairytale thing~ so if ur not into those just enjoy the pics and the video at the end =)

A long time ago in the blue depths of the ocean there lived a emperor sea dragon

he had wealth etc. but his son (the prince) was very ill.


(i couldn't find a picture of a dying dragon that didn't look too hideous)
so the emperor sea dragon searched the seven seas for a miracle cure. Creatures from far and wide went looking for a cure because the sea dragon said that whoever cured his soon would be given the elixir of longevity. Decades went by and the prince got sicker, the Emperor lost a lot of weight and developed early signs of depression. Then one day a turtle showed up at his majesty's palace:
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'Duuuuuuuuuude,' the turtle said, 'You gotta om-nom-nom a rabbit's heart to cure the sickness yo son's got.'


Soooo hearing this the emperor sea-dragon immediately ordered the turtle to look for a rabbit's heart. The turtle climbed out of the sea and ventured across the sand dunes before he came to a small clump of woodland. Within the woods he found this little small rabbit munching on some tough tussock.

The turtle told the rabbit that there were carrots, cabbages, lettuces and scrumptious vegetables of all kinds in the island just across the water. The rabbit's mouth started to water as it imagined the paradise.(this is making me hungry ><')

Anyways... the rabbit was persuaded into following the turtle, who was friendly enough to offer a ride across the vast ocean to this paradise of vegetables...


The rabbit hopped onto the turtle's back and they set off. Only a few minutes into the journey the turtle dove into the water and headed straight towards the Emperor sea-dragon's palace. When they arrived the turtle handed the rabbit over to the imperial guards

and the sea-dragon gave the turtle the elixir of longevity for his wonderous deed.


'CUT THE RABBIT'S HEART OUT AND LET MY SON BE HEALED!' roared the emperor. 'Boil it until it is soft enough to swallow whole.' (irony XD)


The rabbit gasped and started to tell the emperor how the turtle had tricked him into coming but the Emperor would here nothing of it. Just as the coral knife penetrated the poor little rabbit, it screamed out that it had left it's heart back in it's burrow. (Please do not start asking questions like 'how do rabbits breath/talk underwater?'...these are questions i cannot answer...just accept them xP)


'What's this?' asked the Emperor. 'Left your heart back in the burrow?'


'Yes, i left my heart back in my burrow because the turtle told me we were going somewhere else. If i had known that you would be in need of it i would've brought it with me.'


Containing his rage the Emperor sea-dragon ordered the turtle to take the rabbit back onto land to collect its heart. (Not so bright are they?) When they arrived at the woods the rabbit hopped off telling the stupid turtle that he could, 'KISS ITS BIG HINEY' (jokes i don't really remember what he said but yeh...) so now with the rabbit gone the turtle did not have a heart to take back into the ocean.


Fearing the wrath of the Emperor sea-dragon the turtle stayed on land. It drank the elixir of longevity and slowly developed into what we now know today as the tortoise (Y)

CHYEAH (Y) TOTALLY MADE SENSE RYTE? =P btw the race between the tortoise and the hare was won by the tortoise because the hare was up itself thinking that the tortoise was stupid (due to historical meetings of their ancestors- as seen above) contrary to popular belief. =P Now please enjoy the video on how the race was actually won.


THAT"S RYTE. NOW IN TECHNICOLOUR. OMGSH DO YOU REMEMBER WATCHING THESE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? I REMEMBER WATCHING THESE WHEN I WAS AROUND 3 or 4 YEARS OLD =OOOOOOOOOO.

HOPE YOU LIKED IT GUYS!!

this sux.

this sux donkey balls >=( (that's a figure of speech btw ><). I've been waking up EARLIER over the weekends than i have been on school days >=O something's wroooong ><''' soo tired *cries*

fruiteees

LOL HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HAD PARADISE MINI PEAR BEFORE? =O It's like a pear...CEPT MINIATURE BITE-SIZE!!!! =OOOOO i know it may not sound like much but i swear it's a arketing scheme where they breed these awesomely little pear-like fruits to get you to eat more...

hmm soo about the fruit/s i ate today...i also ate sugar plums...delicious cherries...(you must go by cherries...NOW they be delish) and i'm not sure if it was intentional or not but we found a bag of grapes that were in the freezer...so i kinda had frozen grapes =S wasn't too bad i guess...but it's like *sensitive teeth + frozen food* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. just goes to show what my families like xD hahaha we put grapes into da freezer (Y)

anywayss...also one my list of cold foods today was cyclones (the iceblock thingo) apparently they're on sale at...coles or something and my mum bought like 4 boxes =S so yeh i ate one of those today...brought back memories. The first time i had cyclonoes were in primary and they cost like 80 cents back then...pretty damn expensive...also on sale were scribblers (if you guys know what that is) xD also a ...nice-tasting iceblock (i ran out of adjectives ><)

Bananas..and pokemon food

...woah...mindblown.

lolwut...

...pokemon foods:









ok my head's starting to hurt...bye.

3D movies?

GOSH SOO MANY MOVES I WANNA C ATM ><''

i swear most movies are now in 3D =S i need to find my pair of glasses but yeh...this post on celia/fiona's tumblr cracked me up. 14minutes of laughter...i needed to go pee afterward D=

WATCHING 3D MOVIES
What normal people do:

What i may/may not do:

LOL THE MORAL OF THIS IS...DONT SIT IN FRONT OF ME DURING A 3D MOVIE OR I START GROPING YOUR HAIR.
...i'm not creepy o''o...

Elmomento...

Ok...that was my desperate attempt at spanish...which probably made me sound nuts..*crazy laugh (the ELMO laugh)*...*shakes(not vibrates) shakes.*

moving along...eeEeeeeeeee YAY! i think my elmo costume was a success..i ddn't die in it..i ddn't faint in it and i ddn't pee in my pants ...in it >.> not that i was planning to but man i was kinda busting ><''' GOSH i couldn't take photos with a lot of pple =OOO i only caught a few pple hahaha hmm muck-up was the awesome...kudos to bryan's transformers (Y) epic. i wish i had thought of that and i'm pretty sure thre's a video on youtube feature such a costume...




(Y)

anyways i heard that pple were going round betting on how long it would take me to faint....=/ not nice xD but yeh i ddn't faint...hmmm when i changed outa the costume my shirt was totally soaked...freaking ice pack and sweat..ewwww~ hmm but here are some pictures that are on facebook of my day as elmoo...

a plumber.
MARIO AND LUIGI SISTERS.
what...am i doing?=S
sheeeeeeiit..
why did celia blank out her face?...you made a goodlooking misty you know o''o...just needed the hair that's all...and who was eugenia?...please don't tell me she was attempting to b brock >.>

PHOTOBOMB WIN....HUZZAH..

LIFE IS COMPLETE. TTYL!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

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HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KUNG HEY FAT CHOI...LAY SEE DOU LOY!!! =PP

red envelopes? XDD

iuno...tehehehe

BYEE!!!