I think you guys have seen this before...
This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary, you'd think nothing was wrong with it and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. This paragraph looks awkward, but it's up to you to find out why. Study it. Think about it and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching and/or hints. If you work at it for a bit, it will soon dawn on you. So jump to it! Try your skill at figuring it out! Good Luck - Don't blow your cool!!
After finding out what's really weird about the paragraph you are allowed to read the lame, corny joke below.
SPECIAL JOKE OF THE DAY!(THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY WORTH THE READ!)
A family fell on hard times during the Depression and the father tells his oldest son to take one of their last ducks into town and sell it for whatever he can. He comes back home with 10$. “Good job son,” dad says to him, "but we need more money."
Couple of days later and father tells a youngest son, there’s only one scrawny duck left and that it was his turn to provide for the family. “Your our last hope son. I don’t expect much from you, but do the best you can.”
So the youngest son sets off for the town with the scrawny little duck. On the way he meets a prostitute who offers the kid a 'roll in the hay' (don't worry this kid is over 18) Now, this kid being 18 and all, decides to 'roll in the hay' but has no way to pay the prostitute so instead he pays her by giving her the duck.
When they were through though she so impressed that she offers him the duck back for one more go. Happy to get the duck back the youngest son obliges. By now the youngest son was tired and weary and decided to head on home. He was severely disappointed that he couldn't get any money for the scrawny duck but as he walked home, the duck wriggled out of his grasp and waddled awkwardly onto the road where a truck immediately came along and killed it. The truck driver is so upset that he gives the youngest son 25$ in compensation. (Folks were nicer back then.) The son heads for home smiling from ear to ear.
When he gets home he hands his dad 25$. The dad couldn’t believe it. “Where did you get all this money?” his dad asks.
“Dad,” the son says, “You won’t believe it!”
“I got fucked for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and twenty five bucks for a fucked-up duck!”
BAM! It was a perfectly executed punchline.
Anyway, I hope this post has lived up to Celia's standards and Miho's expectations! For every mistake I make you can punch me on the arm. That seems fair. Just try not bruising me too badly. ><'
Goodnight people!! =D
Couple of days later and father tells a youngest son, there’s only one scrawny duck left and that it was his turn to provide for the family. “Your our last hope son. I don’t expect much from you, but do the best you can.”
So the youngest son sets off for the town with the scrawny little duck. On the way he meets a prostitute who offers the kid a 'roll in the hay' (don't worry this kid is over 18) Now, this kid being 18 and all, decides to 'roll in the hay' but has no way to pay the prostitute so instead he pays her by giving her the duck.
When they were through though she so impressed that she offers him the duck back for one more go. Happy to get the duck back the youngest son obliges. By now the youngest son was tired and weary and decided to head on home. He was severely disappointed that he couldn't get any money for the scrawny duck but as he walked home, the duck wriggled out of his grasp and waddled awkwardly onto the road where a truck immediately came along and killed it. The truck driver is so upset that he gives the youngest son 25$ in compensation. (Folks were nicer back then.) The son heads for home smiling from ear to ear.
When he gets home he hands his dad 25$. The dad couldn’t believe it. “Where did you get all this money?” his dad asks.
“Dad,” the son says, “You won’t believe it!”
“I got fucked for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and twenty five bucks for a fucked-up duck!”
BAM! It was a perfectly executed punchline.
Anyway, I hope this post has lived up to Celia's standards and Miho's expectations! For every mistake I make you can punch me on the arm. That seems fair. Just try not bruising me too badly. ><'
Goodnight people!! =D
it's how i introduce mahself...
i lost my train of thought
this is...weird and funny
what is this animal?=O
arrr
this is soo weird =S
dunno why i post this ><'
otter?
=O
SWAG
privacy? =S
embarrassed walrus is embarrassed at the kind gesture...'you made me a fishcake =O'
i wanna watch!
...errmm...ryte.
i don't normally post stuff like this...BUT LOOK AT HER HAIR AND LOOK AT HER JACKET =O she's pretty...
om nom nom...