Here's a few things you just don't say to a police officer...
1) Hold my beer while i get my licence.
2) Stop that line on the floor from wriggling if you want me to walk along it.
3) Dude, why did you stop me? I was just trying to keep up with the traffic. Can you see that there are no cars around? That's because they are now sooo far ahead of me =='
4) Is it true people become cops because they're too stupid to work at McDonalds?
5) Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to my 44 magnum...you sissy.
6) You look like the guy in my girlfriend's bedside photoframe.
7) Look it's the world's biggest walking donut behind you!..o wait THAT'S YO MUM IN A ROUND FLOATIE.
i'll stop at seven. is seven a lucky number? i don't think it's that lucky? do you guys find it lucky? are you afraid of the number 13? do you think it's unlucky? do you like the number 713? =S
well in any case, i don't think i have a special number (so no lottery winning for me ='(...big boohoo)
totally unrelated SCRUBS video stuck in here...if you watch scrubs u'll learn to love the tune~ (such a cheesy series xD)
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phwarr...i think i'm getting sick ><''' rage.
If you do not like icky stuff do not read the rest of this post.
you know...i just did this epic-ultra-super-massive sneeze thing. If you can imagine my nose/ your nose as a huge snot bazooka and you can kinda guess what happened. It's actually snot (please mind the pun ;P) as disgusting as you think. Well this nose bazooka of mines just went off and fired two massive rounds in quick succession (INTO TISSUES OF COURSE ><') but the worst part is the recoil D=
I'm in bed atm with the laptop on my lap (because LAPtops are meant to be on laps) and this recoil action kinda caused my head to jerk violently backwards, twice, resulting in me trying to break the headboard of my bed like some unco martial arts expert...except with the back of my head. ><' it hurt. a lot. i'm seeing rainbow streaks and everything...
brain trauma = not good
*blacks out*
zzz~
Footnote
Ever had that tingly feeling in your nose when you know mucus is slowly making it's way out of ur nose? Well, i HATE that feeling, so when it starts i sprint, leap, triple jump to the nearest tissue box available...i normally acquire many bruises, cuts and stubbed digits in the process but today i ddn't ^^.
NTS/everyone: Bind the legs of tables and chairs in bits of old cloth (kinda like a dumpling...XIAO LONG BAO FTW!) and hold it in place with a rubber band. This can also prevent the furniture from denting and/or scratching wooden surfaces...and it makes ur furniture unique in it's strange-funny-looking way. It will save lives in the future. Trust me.
PS. hope this has put a smile on your face! or at least a counterfeit smile...that's good enough for me^^ LIGHTEN UP BEFORE EXAMS!! =D
wow..nice picture.
