don't feel like studying...

spider webs are annoying...

i'm currently seeking enlightenment.

SEEING A SWING!
When I was 5:



When I was 12:



Now:

Harry potter according to:

Sirius Black

1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

1. Neville and Being Badass.
2. Neville and Being Badass.
3. Neville and Being Badass.
4. Neville and Being Badass.
5. Neville and Being Badass.
6. Neville and Being Badass
7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

1. Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
2. Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
7. Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
3. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

1. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
2. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
4. Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?
5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
7. Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

BTW. JUST WATCHED GREEN LANTERN. THAT'S RYTE. IN THE MIDDLE Of TRIALS. AND YES MIHO. BLAKE LIVELY IS PRETTY PRETTY.

only acceptable form of animal testing...?

lighters

bruno mars and eminem?...mellow vs rap...interesting combo >.>

goodluck

GLUCK!!!

LAST SCHOOL-BASED SET OF ASSESSMENTS WE HAVE TO DO!!!

LET'S ALL GUN THIS.

nicki minaj impression.

you must watch this...especially if you dislike nicki minaj.

wow i'm gonna fail since i'm still blogging >.>

 Bruce Lee playing table tennis with nunchucks LIKE A BOSS.





EPIC.MEAL.TIME.






OCD kicking in?


twist. lick. dunk.




the fish is cheating.









BAM. HIT BY SOME DEEP SHIET. xDD

Prank of the day:

“ARE WE TAKING THE PRANK TOO FAR?” “NAH, SEND IN THE SECOND ONE.” 

i reckon i would've shat in mah pants at about this stage...

smrt.

FREAKING WESTON....







WE GOT YOUR BACK!!

planning my future...

Scenario 1

This idea was put forward by none other than Tristan and then expanded upon when I was in chemistry with Chris N. and Miho. Okay...so the idea is to get a high ATAR and become an astronaut fireman. How awesome would that be? PUTTING OUT FIRES ON THE MOON!!! =D...but you see...this occupation would be rendered useless unless there were fires there ryte? soooo...miho's decided to get some professional degree in arson and then go around setting stuff alight on the moon and then following this chain of thought...there must be stuff to burn eg. buildings etc hence there must be engineers, builders, blue collared workers in general and by extension white collar workers like bankers etc. (Y)

so yeh...ASTRONAUTICAL FIREMAN COURSE HERE I COME!!!

Scenario 2

I screw myself over because instead of studying for english and other trials I'm posting on my blog. O...and english...you can go die in a hole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAqDnfjUalo&playnext=1&list=PL5E993E7D29E1EEB3 <--- everyone must watch this and see if you share Hitler's views on HSC english.

Scenario 3
STEPH'S STORY!
Steph's the bestest story teller in the whole wide world. She concocted this epic short story on Tuesday morning while jen and i listened like little kiddies =D sooo i'm gonna try and recount it as well as i can. By the way, errr she gave names for the royal members of the family but i'm gonna leave them out to avoid any awkward comments =P o''o...i'm sure you can come up with names for the characters.

Once upon a time in year 3052, there was a kingdom that looked a lot like the kingdoms that existed in the year 2011, there was prince. This prince was the handsomest in all the land but this prince was a very lonely guy. Now, if you haven't got the gist of how hot this macho piece homo sapien was...this dude was appealing to women of all ages, from babehs to old grannies apparently >.>

Everyday he would go out into his garden and shoot apples off the apple tree feeling all morose and down because he couldn't find a love. He was a very big believer of 'the one' and only true love. He believed that the princess of his dream would dance into the garden while he shot his apples and sweep him off his royal feet (NOTE TO EVERYONE...this prince was not gay...he was just very very idealistic in his own socially awkward way)

One day, the prince was out in his garden shooting apples again but alas...the apple tree ran out of apples!!! Seeing his son so dejected the king decided to hold a beauty pageant for this prince; rounding up all princesses in the world from ages 5-18 (in the light of the recent american toddler pageant in which all australian's are against i'm sure...) to participate since cougar-ing was frowned upon even in the year 3052...(they were pretty conservative and traditional if you asked me). Grudgingly the prince agreed to judge the pageant that was gonna be held on the 25th of December, thinking it a pointless endeavour on the path to find 'the one'. HOWEVER, (as in all tales) there was this one girl that caught the prince's eye.

This princess was verrrryyyy hawt. (=P) Her skin was flawless, hair smooth as silk, temptuous eyes, all in all...SHE WAS THE BOMB. She moved with graceful elegance and had the hearty laugh of a work-hardened woodsman (=P) hehehe. From a 'land far far away', it felt like fate the prince and the princess met. It was love at first sight. On a sidenote, ironically the Queen (the prince's mum) was also from a 'land far far away' before she married into the royal family.

It was long prophesised that if this princess doesn't get married before the new year the world was gonna end.  The world apocalypse would start by shaking violently before morphing into a giant volcano and erupt spewing dinosaurs in all directions, returning life to prehistoric times. On the day of this pageant (Christmas Day..if you hadn't realised before) the prince immediately asked the princesses hand in marriage. SHE SAID YES! ^^(Y)

The problem was that they had to find the princess' father to walk her down the isle. Digging deep into her family history the prince found out that she was actually the daughter of a milk maid and a cow (DON'T ASK ME HOW OR WHY...just accept it...and trust me, i did NOT remember incorrectly) Nevertheless, she is still a princess regardless of her origins (don't ask me about this either >.>) Sooooo, the cow was dressed in a suit and agreed to walk the princess down the isle.

On the 31st of December, the grande wedding was held on a mega-cruise in the middle of the ocean. Everyone was partying, partying yeh~...excited about this historical event.

It was not to be.

Approaching 11pm, the earth started shaking and trembling, the sky darkened and the ocean seemed to come alive. While everyone was wondering in fear 'who's idiotic idea it was to have a royal wedding on the sea', a dark figure towering 123m above the ship emerged. THE GIANT OCTOPUS.

The giant octopus was the king of all seas while the prince's father was the king of all lands. As the end of the world neared, the king giant octopus demanded possession of all the lands as well. The King, being the proud man he was, he refused, scoffing at the octopus' stupidity. In his rage the king giant octopus threatened to travel back down into deep sea and bring back all his octopussy (yes...this is what steph said.) friends but being the lazy type he just grabbed the engaged prince and the princess laughing it's horrible laugh. 'HAND THE LANDS OVER OR THEY DIE!' This new idea was fueled by his rage that the King, Queen and most of the court loved eating octopi. So now, in an attempt to get them back he decided to eat the prince and princess.

In a last ditched attempt, the prince screamed out 'BUT WE DON'T LIKE EATING OCTOPI!...WE LOVE EATING SQUID!' This last plea for safety was of no avail as the king octopus swallowed the prince and princess whole.

Recap: the world is ending, king octopus just ate the prince and princess, most of the kingdom was on a boat in the middle of the ocean.


All hope seemed to be lost at this point. In the stomach of the king octopus, the prince and princess met a priest (who was also swallowed by the king octopus as a snack beforehand) and they knew what they had to do. So, with his last dying breath the half digested priest married the prince and princess at 11:58pm on the 31st of December and on the outside, the earth stopped morphing and no dinosaurs spurted out of any holes.

OUT OF NOWHERE prince stephanie (yeh...steph looked sooooo excited at this part i have to put her name in xD) rode her sexy white stallion (NOTE. NOT PEGASUS.) across the water and sliced the son of a b**** king octopus' head off while hollering 'YOU BIG PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

The skies cleared, and double rainbows formed. The newly wedded prince and princess escaped from the stomach of the octopus and rejoiced along with the rest of the kingdom. MAN, the after party kicked ASSSS!!

Summing up: So prince Stephanie saved the day, the King took control of the seas again and the prince and princess saved the world by getting married just in the nick of time. 


EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!!! =DDD


sooooooooooooo

those are the scenarios of my pretty immediate future.

Personally...I think scenario 3 has a high possibility of occurring. Whaddya think? =)

PS. please feel free to leave any comments in the cbox! i'd love to hear what you thought of the story!!! i hope you guys thoroughly enjoyed it because i did! ^^ try not to dis my spelling or grammar too much =/ and for anyone who was there to witness Steph's epic story, tell me if i got anything wrong! =O

OKIES!

PPS. GOODLUCK IN ENGLISH PAPER1 EVERYONE =D