about shakespeare =/

ok well...i was doing english today and i was also eating an orange =) a sweet sweet orange...anyways that's beside the point haha..


then i bit my tongue =( FUUUUUUU and then i could speak like shakespeare(Y) >=D


soo here it is.


get your tongue and like....somehow numb it to a degree where you can no longer feel it. 


helpful tips on the part above:

• anaesthising your tongue
• biting so hard on it that it nearly breaks
• stick yo head in the freezer with a hot water bottle and bag strapped to ur head with your tongue sticking out
• eating something really sour
• eating something really chilli
• etc..and so it goes on 

ok...now ur ready to try shakespearean verse


first try by saying: 'i have numbed my tongue' and it should come out as 'thy hath numbd thy tongue'


well done (Y) now try harder stuff like: 'SPEAK' and it should be 'SPEAKETH'...this one takes a bit more practice.


AND if you REALLY wanna challenge yourself you can try and say 'why are you such a bitch?' and it should come out as:
"Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?"


to have managed the above, you should have made funny nasal sounds and created the amount of saliva that zac has also produced during the course of this training exercise and you are now a true shakespearean.

congratulashuns =)

kthnxbai!!