Friday, November 12, 2010

hey guys

i know i haven't been posting often and whatnot...but i'm guessing everyone's off studying their butts off and such...hmm nothing much happened today><' a looot of work i have to catch up on and do over this weekend D= dreading the prospect already ><'...does everyone else have this much work? xDD coz if you do then i wouldn't feel to down about it tehehehe...

hmm nothing much to say ><''' i'm scared of this blog dying. jokes? does anyone like jokes o''o

One day after sleeping badly, an anatomist went to his frog laboratory and removed from a cage one frog with white spots on its back. He placed it on a table and drew a line just in front of the frog. "Jump frog, jump!" he shouted. The little critter jumped two feet forward. In his lab book, the anatomist scribbled, "Frog with four legs jumps two feet."

Then, he surgically removed one leg of the frog and repeated the experiment. "Jump, jump!" To which, the frog leaped forward 1.5 feet. He wrote down, "Frog with three legs jumps 1.5 feet."

Next, he removed a second leg. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog managed to jump a foot. He scribbled in his lab book, "Frog with two legs jumps one foot."

Not stopping there, the anatomist removed yet another leg. "Jump, jump!" The poor frog somehow managed to move 0.5 feet forward. The scientist wrote, "Frog with one leg jumps 0.5 feet."

Finally, he eliminated the last leg. "Jump, jump!" he shouted, encouraging forward progress for the frog. But despite all its efforts, the frog could not budge. "Jump frog, jump!" he cried again. It was no use; the frog would not response. The anatomist thought for a while and then wrote in his lab book, "Frog with no legs goes deaf."



omgsh><''' poor frog...i know it's a bit sadistic but you know...=/ did it at least catch miho's attention?=='

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