yoghurt

talking about yoghurt today...sorry to all those who don't like yoghurt.

firstly...i'm gonna talk about the word yoghurt.

who the hell came up with that name? it's like...YO..GEE...HURRRRRRTT...(i think i'm freaking out a bit here) but the name it just sounds. BLEURGH. yo...ghurt....>.> CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING A GUY NAMED GHURT?...YO, GHURT want some YOGHURT? *spazzing out...hallucinating...going psycho~*

MOVING ALONG...some pple (like da amoi-recans) pronounce it yogut. i mean...what the hell? ... apparently it's derived from ...(wth) yogmak and apparently the 'gh' in yoghurt are transliterations of the turkish word. HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET YOGMAK INTO YOGHURT? =='

now, all of you must think i'm loony...or that i really hate yoghurt...or both, but in actual fact i have a new-found love for yoghurt! gosh...my dad (for some unknown reason) bought a carton of six 'ski d'lite' yoghurts today...and me being the fat-ass that i am (I FEEL LIKE A BUDDHA GOD FOR PANDAS ='( finished five in one day D= (i'm planning to save the last wild strawberry flavoured one for tomorrow ...but now after talking about it EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*must. have. self. control.) AND YEH! THEY MAKE FROZEN YOGHURTS...not so much as the plain bacterial-fermented product but still VERY NICE.

TBH wen i was little i ddn't like yoghurt...but now..i dunno =/

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my friend (hilarious) had this instant craving for KFC graveeeeeeeee (gravy...incase you missed it..O YEH...DO YOU READ IT AS GRAVE? OR GRAVY? anywayss back to the sidestory...) so this guy with a humungous craving for gravy ditched his work for a whole hour and just went to KFC and bought 5 large gravy's and sat there just OM NOM NOMED ALL THAT FAT AND SHIZZLE...hahaha hilarious guy LOL just for the records he bought two pineapples to satisfy his pineapple cravings hahahaha
WHICH REMIND ME

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i ate passionfruit today! just by itself!...man did it feel weird...i don't remember eating a passionfruit by itself ..EVER. anywaysss when i broke it open i was expecting some gooey yellowy blacky...juicy mess but it was all intact!...so epiccc...
ALSO-LY. I WAS TOLD ABOUT A FRUIT CALLED MANGOSTEEN TODAY (ty jasmin!) MAN DO THEY LOOK PRETTY OR WHAT? I WANNA TRY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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As we can see..YOGHURT=INCEPTIONED.

THAT IS ALL...