just read.

THIS
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html (accidental learning ;)

that and...OMGSH *rant post time*

TISSUE BOXES.

I HAVE COOL PATTERNED TISSUE BOXES!!! =D


well my tissue boxes aren't THAT cool but i've had a butterfly one, a one with 3D hot air balloons, a one with a 3D chess board cut out =D hahhaha just a little known fact about me o''o i'm not retarded ><''' i just like funny looking tissue boxes.
heheheh
ANYWAYS what i'm here to rant about is the beginning and end of the tissue box life.

AT THE BEGINNING...you (well i) see this cool looking tissue box and think OMGSH SOO COOL...hehehe gonna enjoy having it in my room (please i'm not insane...just keep reading) but then...i swear to lord ...j and allah and buddha etc. everytime i plan to open a new tissue box i get the sniffles...then the sneezels (not the pokemon) but like 34098156173459032942039487213095871203928742309581 sneezes in a row kinda ...sneezing fit thing >.>

i kinda (through all the sneezing, mucus and tears) rip open the tissue box to get the first few tissues...WHICH ARE GLUED TO THE ONES UNDERNEATH... I SWEAR... and then when you RAGE QUIT trying to get your fingernail into the first few and you stick your hand in...YOU PULL OUT HALF THE FREAKING BOX ALONG WITH IT...

now...AT THE END of the tissue box life cycle are the few ones left over at the bottom of the box...the few ones where you stick your hand in and rummage around but can never pick up...and then ur hand/hands somehow miraculous gets stuck inside the tissue box like it's glued...and then you manage to punch your own brother while trying to get it off and then you find out u've only actually got HALF a tissue in your hand =='...

AND THATS NOT THE WORST PART.(rant soon over)

the worst part is...if you're just about to sneeze and you're at the END of ur tissue box *nods*...

shit goes down.

coz....

1. i start my 34098156173459032942039487213095871203928742309581 sneezel cycle

2. my hand gets stuck in the tissue box coz i'm trying to get the few last ones

3. i punch my bro while trying to get it off

4. i find out there's only half a tissue left...(by this stage i'm dizzy from the sneezing, my nose looks like rudolph's nose ...there is leakage nearly everywhere...don't try and imagine...><)

5. i run to the storage room to find more tissue boxes

6. CANNOT FIND THEM...trash out the place and eventually find them lying at my feet tormenting me

7. going through that process of ripping the tissue box apart (HULK STYLE...don't worry i don't actualyl hulk it...hahah i still maintain the lovely 3D pictures ^^)

8. taking out half the box in the first handful...

9. finally using most of them on the tears and mucus that've gathered ><'''

10. sleep from the exhaustion

so yeh...that's my rant about tissue boxes...NAZI'S CREATED THEM!!
=)
GOODNIGHTS!