NOW. i don't think asian parents normally have the talk with their kids. You know...the talk about da...sexy time with the opposite gender which brings me to the topic of this post. WHY NOW?
Today, i swear to god we were talking about blood donations but in a matter of minutes i somehow ended up in a lecture about 'no dating.' to quote zac: 'what the actual f*ck.' I never knew there were soooo many synonyms for kissing if my mum hadn't listed them to me >.>'' It begs me to ask the question, 'why now mum?...' i mean...the HSC is RIGHT around the corner and like i'm pretty sure 'the talk' is kinda useless this late in my high school life. O.o
Secondly, noone wants to date this slob. i quote 'Easy A' this time: 'Mum, my complete lack of allure kind of already shot that horse in the face already.' so yeh. It was very weird and awkward...
Have you guys ever had the talk? =S I talk to my parents about most things...but this is one area that's kind of avoided as much as possible xP The only thing more awkward than 'the talk' would probably be them walking in on 'the scene' during the movie D=
How to sleep =.=''
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Stresssssss... relief?
hiya.NTS: Stress about Extension English. Phys Assignments. STAT. UMAT results. HSC. Inevitably...Life.
It sucketh.
this is weirdly amusing.
=/
O.O
=O
squirrels do get married.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A HEDGEHOG APART FROM MEE? it looks stressed =/
hmmm :3
FALCOOOON NOSE-BUTT!!!!!.
ooooo.... phosphorescence
o.o
wishful thinking.
Monday, August 29, 2011
What to wear?
Donated blood =)...feeling like a good samaritan for once...
What to wear?
Everyone else! What do we wear on Thursday? (...apart from some random hat...)
Those going to Spring Fling! What do we wear Friday night?
pictures...
NGAWWWWW LOOK HOW WIDDLE IT IS!
about trial results :(
OMG...WHY CAN I HEAR THE THUMP WHEN I BUT CAN'T WHEN I LOOK AWAY?! OHMY
wise wise old cat...
O.O
anyone else wanna do this?
what's da ponder tongue?
surfing llama? O.O what. please explain?
LOL
what i use to do as a kid when i walk reluctantly away from my game.
i gotta watch lion king again.
we're building this at jervis bay.
PFFFT HAHAHAHA...kinda something Zac would do? xDDD JKS the face as well xDDD
*sigh*...major down low.
Sunday, August 28, 2011
open day weekend.
So this weekend i've been spending all of my time at open days and being an asian.
SATURDAY
OK. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT GUYS? EVERYONE DROPPED OUT FROM THE USYD OPEN DAYS? D=...NO BEE, NO STEPH, NO MIHO. >.> AM I REALLY THAT SCARY? ='(
In the morning, I caught the train with...chris k, andrew tsui, mike lin, siyang, matthew wong, anthea lee, jono (small) wang, taylor, anthony liang, lawrence leung, jeff lui etc...to redfern and then walked to Usyd. xD (did you know they had chalk signs on the ground?) xD i think pple like me got lost o''o
In the morning, I caught the train with...chris k, andrew tsui, mike lin, siyang, matthew wong, anthea lee, jono (small) wang, taylor, anthony liang, lawrence leung, jeff lui etc...to redfern and then walked to Usyd. xD (did you know they had chalk signs on the ground?) xD i think pple like me got lost o''o
Anywaysss i spent saturday wandering around with jen. we met outside the Holme Building for the Business Breakfeast thing and there were like soooooo many Baulko asians there! hahahaha xD i swear half the room was full of people that were only there for the food. TBH...the food wasn't worth the early wake up D=...random icky quiches with plastic eggs.
After the breakfast we went to pharmacy and psychology lectures (not back to back) and we scabbed stuff in times between getting a lot of pretty pens and and a 2GB bracelet USB =D. hehehe sucks to be all of you who ddn't go!
So...throughout the day, Jen was the leader ^^ hahaha. The bus to UTS was very slow =/ stuck in traffic half the time >.>''. For clarification (this is mainly for jen)--- MAIL. NOT MALE. PLEASE TO NOT MISUNDERSTAND!!! when i said i'm not a fail snail whale mail I MEANT MAIL. so yeh. xP
We kinda did a double take when we first entered UTS at the number of people present. We decided to go to lunch before we went lectures because i was fat and da hungry o''o. MCDONALDS!!!!! I HAVE NOT BEEN TO MACCA'S IN AAAAAAGES. did you know they had one dorrar cheeeeezburgers?!! ONE DORRAR! I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?!!!...cept i ate a big mac instead *huddles and cries in corner*
At UTS we ran into Andrew (Xiang) aaaaaaand...i realised how much he swears D=...he swears A LOT. O.O i ddn't notice but yeh...anywho...he ddn't follow us into the accounting lecture choosing instead, to go shopping xD. The lecturer for the UTS accounting was on a whole new level from us human beings. You would not believe how well he sold the course AAANDD how much he looked like a bouncer before he introduced himself as our lecturer xP he had me fooled...HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE CEE LO GREEN *nods*...hmmm ddn't do much else at UTS cept walk over to the science building and snoop around...
Shopping was the last point on jen's checklist of the day. Ok...to some up. i tagged along o''o (very much like a tool =='...but i had NOONE ELSE TO GO OFF WITH BECAUSE NOONE ELSE SHOWED UP!...) i'm not complaining because i got to see jen rushing about everywhere xD tehehe. SOOO funneh. tis like the martian in looney tunes or road runner from warner brothers >=D her feet was like *ffffsfhsfhfhshhhshshsshshhhhhh* (SRS! YOU COULD HEAR THE SFX!...i had such a hard time keeping up) hahaha. We went Ally's first up to look for her dress and the tried to find a shop jen's mum described to her that was on the corner of Liverpool St and Sussex St. Along the way (because we kinda got very lost =P) we walked into two SESs looking for pretty dress(es) o''o....that was't the most awkward part...the most awkward part was when we actually found the shop Jen's mum was describing and *voice trailing off* lo-and behold it twas a lingerie shop x(((((((((((((.....especially when i decided to wait outside and the chick inside the store was beckoning me to go in FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
*facedesk x 1000000000000000000000000000000000*
ANYWAYSSSS after waiting for nearly a century outside the shop turning into the reddest tomato in the world...we ended up BACK at the world square Ally's to buy jen's dress... hahaha totes worth it xP. hahaha
We then parted ways because she had to meet her parents at the zoo~...
-the chunk between saturday night and sunday morning-
SUNDAY
I went UWS open day and ran into a coupla people including jenny and her mum =O...and sathey etc xD
I GOT A BALLOOOOON =DD and other stuff~ but w/e...hahaha not much happened today =/
SKYPE/MSN ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU DA BALLOON!!! IT'S GOT A SMILEY-FACED SLINKY ATTACHED TO IT!!
laters~...really nervous about English >.>
After the breakfast we went to pharmacy and psychology lectures (not back to back) and we scabbed stuff in times between getting a lot of pretty pens and and a 2GB bracelet USB =D. hehehe sucks to be all of you who ddn't go!
So...throughout the day, Jen was the leader ^^ hahaha. The bus to UTS was very slow =/ stuck in traffic half the time >.>''. For clarification (this is mainly for jen)--- MAIL. NOT MALE. PLEASE TO NOT MISUNDERSTAND!!! when i said i'm not a fail snail whale mail I MEANT MAIL. so yeh. xP
We kinda did a double take when we first entered UTS at the number of people present. We decided to go to lunch before we went lectures because i was fat and da hungry o''o. MCDONALDS!!!!! I HAVE NOT BEEN TO MACCA'S IN AAAAAAGES. did you know they had one dorrar cheeeeezburgers?!! ONE DORRAR! I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?!!!...cept i ate a big mac instead *huddles and cries in corner*
At UTS we ran into Andrew (Xiang) aaaaaaand...i realised how much he swears D=...he swears A LOT. O.O i ddn't notice but yeh...anywho...he ddn't follow us into the accounting lecture choosing instead, to go shopping xD. The lecturer for the UTS accounting was on a whole new level from us human beings. You would not believe how well he sold the course AAANDD how much he looked like a bouncer before he introduced himself as our lecturer xP he had me fooled...HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE CEE LO GREEN *nods*...hmmm ddn't do much else at UTS cept walk over to the science building and snoop around...
Shopping was the last point on jen's checklist of the day. Ok...to some up. i tagged along o''o (very much like a tool =='...but i had NOONE ELSE TO GO OFF WITH BECAUSE NOONE ELSE SHOWED UP!...) i'm not complaining because i got to see jen rushing about everywhere xD tehehe. SOOO funneh. tis like the martian in looney tunes or road runner from warner brothers >=D her feet was like *ffffsfhsfhfhshhhshshsshshhhhhh* (SRS! YOU COULD HEAR THE SFX!...i had such a hard time keeping up) hahaha. We went Ally's first up to look for her dress and the tried to find a shop jen's mum described to her that was on the corner of Liverpool St and Sussex St. Along the way (because we kinda got very lost =P) we walked into two SESs looking for pretty dress(es) o''o....that was't the most awkward part...the most awkward part was when we actually found the shop Jen's mum was describing and *voice trailing off* lo-and behold it twas a lingerie shop x(((((((((((((.....especially when i decided to wait outside and the chick inside the store was beckoning me to go in FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
*facedesk x 1000000000000000000000000000000000*
ANYWAYSSSS after waiting for nearly a century outside the shop turning into the reddest tomato in the world...we ended up BACK at the world square Ally's to buy jen's dress... hahaha totes worth it xP. hahaha
We then parted ways because she had to meet her parents at the zoo~...
-the chunk between saturday night and sunday morning-
SUNDAY
I went UWS open day and ran into a coupla people including jenny and her mum =O...and sathey etc xD
I GOT A BALLOOOOON =DD and other stuff~ but w/e...hahaha not much happened today =/
SKYPE/MSN ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU DA BALLOON!!! IT'S GOT A SMILEY-FACED SLINKY ATTACHED TO IT!!
laters~...really nervous about English >.>
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
To my friends; it's tough love time.
This post is going to be a bit like zac's post...except, i think it's gonna be less obscure so people actually understand who/what i'm talking to/about :P or not xD
OK. to YOU i say 'i'm sorry.' it's not my fault i didn't reply to your text and ddn't give moral support. did i forget to mention that i was out of credit? YOU my friend must learn how to eat alone. i think it's one of the things that we think it's awkward but taking time for yourself is essential i say. You need to be able to be content with yourself before you content yourself with others...otherwise you're a greedy-ass bastard. (jokes) take time. go to a proper restaurant (because you're one of the few who can actually afford to) and sit alone, eat a nice meal. turn your phone off and retreat and think about your predicament. i know it sounds very uppity and corny but it works for me. it helps me get my head around things and just cool off a bit. Anyways, how bad can it be..<--- you can hate me for this all you want. i deserve it. tough love bro. hope we can remain friends for a long time to come.
MY HUMBLE FRIEND...i can be very awkward in dnm's ryte? sorry about that...i just have no experience in those matters. I'm so glad you talked and confided in me and i'm so glad that i've confided in you. pinky swear that we'll remain friends after HS. if there's anything that needed to be discussed i'll be here lending an ear...a very nosy ear xP.
BESTIE/S. you my friend/s can be bestie and beastie at the same time xP. hahaha. Having the best time with you and i hope that continues forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. What i do have to say is...(this goes with everyone) we've been friends for onions (not a made up word but i'm giving it a new meaning: for a number of years) and i really want everyone to remain friends after high school. As a unique group of friends we must accept each other for our faults more-so than the niceties. To remain friends for life, this bridge has to be overcome or else we'll soon start disliking then start hating...and i'm pretty sure the phrase 'Haters be hating' applies here. don't want haters. :( you can say i live in a naive world with idealistic notions of adulthood. *insert love heart sign to summarise my feelings*
To whom i disliketh (out of school 'friend') BITCH PLEASE. go back to your hole and drown your sorrows. don't come to me complaining about my friend. *insert psycho-apocalyptic rant/rage* like a wise old friend of mine once said...'DEAL WITH IT. *does the ben swagger-dance*' thankfully i don't think you know about my blog...just needed a place to let it out.
NEXTLY (DAMN RIGHT. I INVENT NEW WORDS. DEAL WITH IT) to the person who probably doesn't read my blog. we should catch up sometime.
NOW...i'm gonna generalise further. i know how some people hate to be generalised into non-specific groups. For all those who've been friends through high school (none of the true friends crap...friend's good enough) i'd like to say thankyou to each and everyone one of you but evidently i'm just another selfish human being that cannot be bothered at this time. i apologise and bow in respect.
ok...after spending about 20 minutes and 35 seconds typing the above crap i just suddenly realised how stupid it sounded. Please regard this as a rant post and ignore it. it's been a long day...
not a favourite but w/es~
sorry guys. i just had to rant a bit...
Proud and not proud at the same time.
OK. to YOU i say 'i'm sorry.' it's not my fault i didn't reply to your text and ddn't give moral support. did i forget to mention that i was out of credit? YOU my friend must learn how to eat alone. i think it's one of the things that we think it's awkward but taking time for yourself is essential i say. You need to be able to be content with yourself before you content yourself with others...otherwise you're a greedy-ass bastard. (jokes) take time. go to a proper restaurant (because you're one of the few who can actually afford to) and sit alone, eat a nice meal. turn your phone off and retreat and think about your predicament. i know it sounds very uppity and corny but it works for me. it helps me get my head around things and just cool off a bit. Anyways, how bad can it be..<--- you can hate me for this all you want. i deserve it. tough love bro. hope we can remain friends for a long time to come.
MY HUMBLE FRIEND...i can be very awkward in dnm's ryte? sorry about that...i just have no experience in those matters. I'm so glad you talked and confided in me and i'm so glad that i've confided in you. pinky swear that we'll remain friends after HS. if there's anything that needed to be discussed i'll be here lending an ear...a very nosy ear xP.
BESTIE/S. you my friend/s can be bestie and beastie at the same time xP. hahaha. Having the best time with you and i hope that continues forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. What i do have to say is...(this goes with everyone) we've been friends for onions (not a made up word but i'm giving it a new meaning: for a number of years) and i really want everyone to remain friends after high school. As a unique group of friends we must accept each other for our faults more-so than the niceties. To remain friends for life, this bridge has to be overcome or else we'll soon start disliking then start hating...and i'm pretty sure the phrase 'Haters be hating' applies here. don't want haters. :( you can say i live in a naive world with idealistic notions of adulthood. *insert love heart sign to summarise my feelings*
To whom i disliketh (out of school 'friend') BITCH PLEASE. go back to your hole and drown your sorrows. don't come to me complaining about my friend. *insert psycho-apocalyptic rant/rage* like a wise old friend of mine once said...'DEAL WITH IT. *does the ben swagger-dance*' thankfully i don't think you know about my blog...just needed a place to let it out.
NEXTLY (DAMN RIGHT. I INVENT NEW WORDS. DEAL WITH IT) to the person who probably doesn't read my blog. we should catch up sometime.
NOW...i'm gonna generalise further. i know how some people hate to be generalised into non-specific groups. For all those who've been friends through high school (none of the true friends crap...friend's good enough) i'd like to say thankyou to each and everyone one of you but evidently i'm just another selfish human being that cannot be bothered at this time. i apologise and bow in respect.
ok...after spending about 20 minutes and 35 seconds typing the above crap i just suddenly realised how stupid it sounded. Please regard this as a rant post and ignore it. it's been a long day...
not a favourite but w/es~
sorry guys. i just had to rant a bit...
Proud and not proud at the same time.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
=O
hmmm...just found a pretty good female youtube artist.
She's a bit young...why can't people like her (who can actually sing) become famous...instead of people like Something Black...Sarah Black?...whatever...i forget..
Check out maddi:
http://www.youtube.com/user/maddijanemusic
She's a bit young...why can't people like her (who can actually sing) become famous...instead of people like Something Black...Sarah Black?...whatever...i forget..
Check out maddi:
http://www.youtube.com/user/maddijanemusic
pffzzzzttt
pffffzzzztt x 100...to go or not to go spring fling. That is the question.
Those who've been...is it fun fun fun? =O
If i were to go...what do we dress in? wasn't extra terrestrial the theme? i don't have an alien costume =O...
Monday, August 22, 2011
please explain
i don't get this...
the trapdoor in honeydukes from HP makes you disappear!
lolwut. please explain.
HOLYYY
TOM AND JERRY!!!!
MIND IS BLOWN
this is so me =(
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