the talk. (it's gonna b a very awkward post)

NOW. i don't think asian parents normally have the talk with their kids. You know...the talk about da...sexy time with the opposite gender which brings me to the topic of this post. WHY NOW?

Today, i swear to god we were talking about blood donations but in a matter of minutes i somehow ended up in a lecture about 'no dating.' to quote zac: 'what the actual f*ck.' I never knew there were soooo many synonyms for kissing if my mum hadn't listed them to me >.>'' It begs me to ask the question, 'why now mum?...' i mean...the HSC is RIGHT around the corner and like i'm pretty sure 'the talk' is kinda useless this late in my high school life. O.o

Secondly, noone wants to date this slob. i quote 'Easy A' this time: 'Mum, my complete lack of allure kind of already shot that horse in the face already.' so yeh. It was very weird and awkward...

Have you guys ever had the talk? =S I talk to my parents about most things...but this is one area that's kind of avoided as much as possible xP The only thing more awkward than 'the talk' would probably be them walking in on 'the scene' during the movie D=

How to sleep =.=''