People are like lawn mowers

I have no idea how I arrived at this conclusion but while I was mowing the lawn today I thought that people were a lot like lawn mowers. My stupid lawn mower needs to get pulled and pushed around to do what it's meant to do. The most obvious fact is that 'you are what you eat'; that's not saying that people eat grass... Anyways, the second most obvious fact is that people do use the toilet very often. I have the kind of lawn mower where you've got to push it around...not ride around in it...which makes things a lot more difficult. This means that after one trip down the backyard I have to empty the stupid grass catchment thing. Poo. Lastly, like some people, the lawn mower is put away in storage until it is of use. A forgotten tool if you will. -sigh-

Just the mutterings of a crazy person...


-Unrelated pictures from people's tumblrs >=D-

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When a teacher lets you bring an index card with notes to an exam:
What they expect you to bring
What you actually bring...just in case.



HP stars when asked what they would do with their first paycheck:

Reporter: I was really interested how you’re going to spend your first pay packet, whether you had any idea what you’d like to do with some of your money?

Emma: Um…I’m afraid I’m really going to bore all of you but um…I’m afraid I’m going to stick it in a bank until I’m 21!

Reporter: Daniel, are you going to be a saver?

Dan: Probably…um….I….no, I don’t have any idea.

Reporter: Rupert?

Rupert: Well, speaking as a wizard um… well we’re going to get paid muggle money, and I don’t really understand it.

Oh Rupert...

LOL not sure if if evolution, or just uncanny resemblance

DINNER'S READY! Quote: 'FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOOOD!'

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