DINOSAURSSSS!!

I listen to it because of the music.



Deep.

job?...meh~

i remember doing these things in primary...

DINOSAURS WORE SUNNIES.

give a dinosaur britches...dinosaurs love britches.









this looks digitally edited >.>





THIS IS FOR EVERYONE OUT THERE!...I'M NOT RECEIVING ANY TEXTS D=...so probably don't bother txting >.> jen apparently sent over 11 msgs at 2am and i didn't get a single one xD...GO ONLINE! CYA ON SKYPEEEEEE or MSNNNNNN

Verp!

WENT TO VIV'S HOUSE TODAY! =D

Twas the very refreshing...though very hottttt><". We didn't do much except decide and plan out what we are going to do down at Jervis Bay. Viv's house is biiiig =/. Anyways. Mafia. Lucky. Crunchie. Besties. Chillaxing as much as we could in this weather. =) I'm not gonna make a big fuss about the small stuff that COULD have bummed out my day (LIKE WAITING HALF AN HOUR FOR MIHO) keeding. S'all good. We must get together soon!~...before Jervis Bay?...if so I'm free from the 9th onwards...or before the 4th!

OKIES!

I've been putting off posting this major ass post but it's coming...

Love you guys~ Toodles!

BRB

READING INHERITENCE. COZ I GOT IT YESTERDAY. N' COZ I CAN. CHAT LATER.

Synopsis

NO LONGER LONELY.

TODAY I FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE HOUSE.

Maybe I should start from the start. It's only going to be short I promise.

Last night Miho texted/called peeps that were still awake and were willing to go out today. (Not sure how many replied/answered) Hmmm It ended up just Miho, Viv and I going walkabouts today xD. We met at parra at around ten and bought a day pass so we could travel EVERYWHERE ON ANYTHING (except for aeroplanes) and then we ended up catchy the ferry to Manly from Circular Quay. We wondered aimlessly about and around Manly until we decided it was time to eat lunch and ate at a Woodfire Pizza place =D. (Mediterranean/with no parsley ;)) Afterwards we went to Adriano Zumbo's bakery and bought macaroons. We then proceeded to go back to Town Hall (going through places such as 'The Strand'; where I walked into awkward shops receiving awkward stares and smiles because I was being an awkward tool - especially at the perfume store (The Body Shop) where they painted me with different types of body butter and sprayed men and women perfume (WASTING THE STORE'S TRIAL PRODUCTS) before claiming I was the stinkiest person in the place. GOOD ><"""". We then caught a train to Bondi were we sat at Westfields just chatting about stuff before a pigeon shat on the previous seat I was sitting in...and then we got the hell outa there. Hmmm...We ate at Bondi then went home via the parra train. =D

That sums most of it up. Very dot-pointed and disjointed, I know, but whatever I'm tired xP

Let's do it again someday Verp and Merp!~

TOODALOO

Lonely...I am so lonely

Not a bad song~

I'm in a sombre and sordid state tonight. *sigh*

Need friends. Need life outside my home. ASAP.

MSN. SKYPE. PHONE. BLOG CBOX. YES I'M IN DIRE NEED OF ATTENTION. I'M AN ATTENTION SEEKING *****. I COULD BE TIPSY. FML.

Paraprosdoskian

Accidental learning alert!!

'A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.'

Throughout this post I'll be trying to put this to use~...Err they'll be the statements in bold. Most will be anticlimatic, but whatever, I'm not a comedian and/or a satirist...I do not comede (gosh that's lame)

It's been just over two weeks since I finished my last HSC exam and now, and only now, have I finally become a fully-fledged night crawler. Why could I've not had this power before? Maybe you haven't noticed but most of my latest posts deal with stuff that happens rather late and night; sometimes I even blog very late at night~ This isn't a good thing as I would really like to abide by the motto: "I sleep eight hours a day and at least ten at night." to lead a healthier lifestyle because right now I'm waking up and sleeping at random times and intervals and it's very tiring D= Have you ever woken up more tired than when you went to bed? Well this is happening to me wayyy too often. 

I've been home these past few days just reorganising my life. Zac and Ben! JUDGE ME NO MORE. I HAVE CLEANED UP MY ROOM! I bet most of you now have a job and I'm still looking and preparing my resume. As Zac says, 'on a completely unrelated note' Confucius say: if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day but if you teach him to fish he'll eat forever. I'd like to be able to eat forever =) I'd also like to learn how to actually fish. I've never been fishing before ><' So much to accomplish before uni starts (top of my list atm):

-get a job (I'm gonna need an epic resume. Is anyone willing to send me their resume? o''o) "A modest man, who has much to be modest about."

-learn guitar

-learn basic jap

-read all HP books again

-get P's

I actually have a lot more to post about except everything has slipped my mind. Omgsh. Early onset of dementia. So I'll just leave it here before I waffle on anymore~

Goodnight!

Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs octopus! Yeh I suck at this paraprosdoskian thing~

A $hort po$t in a long while~

Today I signed up for my first...bank account. Now has the monies =DDD

Not the smartest to tell the internet, but hell yeahhh!!

So me.

I need to download music!!!...can I get music off anybody =O

LOL HUFFLEPUFF IS NOW EVOLVING INTO A PUFFNSTUFF!

WALKABLE ROLLERCOASTER O.o...what the random.

Gosh...I'm still up~ I guess I better go to sleep xP

THE FUNNIEST DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN EVER.

TURN YO VOLUME UP AND LISTEN TO THIS.

IT'S SO FUNNY.

'Don't panic, it's organic.' OH SO MANY MORE QUOTES.

Yr12 Formal (The novel)

Hey okay! It's all good now~ I can, once again, function propery...ly...

I woke up, this drizzling thursday morning, from ten solid hours of sleep. It's been an adventurous night/day/night at the formal, Sean's afters, Zac's afters and Zac's after afters brunch these previous two days. All in all it's been an excellent...TWO DAYS. (ONLY TWO DAYS?) Much has happened, and it's been  recounted to the best of my abilities below...

The Formal

I'm not going to talk about the dress-up or pre-formal stuff since not much really happened over here in this lonely corner of the earth.

Arriving at the formal all dressed up, it was a moment of mixed feelings for me. Once again, it felt like the yr12 farewell except this time it had a happier and carefree feel to it. It was meant to, but I just couldn't shake that feeling that this is the last time most of us would be gathered together as a whole entire grade. To add to this sadness...my camera died after I took the first few photos...so yeah. Worst way to start off I guess. =(

However, soon that was going to be left behind in a furiously rapid-paced night punctuated with times of reminiscence. Later on that~ When we were waiting around for the formal to begin and people to arrive we took a few photos (more of girls than guys XD) So from my limited assortment that is on facebook at the moment I've just chosen a few~
So many things to say about this picture. Firstly, it's going to be about me. (because I'm self-centered like that) SIF PUT ME IN FRONT OF THE GIRLS. COULDN'T YOU FAT BUTTS MOVE OVER SO I CAN STAND ON THE SEATS LIKE A MAN?!! I MEAN LOOK. YOU FIT LENNY FINE >=O Secondly...why is Ben so angry? Thirdly, I'm sorry Justin, your eyes are closed in this one...which leads me to question...WHY DID WE NOT TAKE ONE WITH LI?!! D=

the boys

the babes



I look like I need to pee in this one ><''







Anyways...after these photos were taken we did the usual, find the formal tables, sit at the formal tables, eat at the formal tables...hahaha this time we even danced at the formal tables XD (This should be a new form of dancing...with Steph as the new entrepreneur of dancing while sitting down! Energy conserved, minimal sweating and stitches? pfffft) Topics such as POOPING...and and VOMITING...were also discussed at the formal tables, while we ate dinner =='. Twas a pretty interesting time. We didn't sit at the tables the whole time though. Throughout our meal we took breaks to stand in the garden and take more photos and talk about very trivial stuff eg. dating couples etc. The highlight of our night were the helium balloons. Like smart people we were (instead of enjoying the balloons as they were) sucking out the helium of the balloons to make us sound like cartoon characters. How does this work?

*side story* The pitch and tone of the sound by your vocal cords is partially affected by the way air moves through your throat. Note that you can't talk if you stop your breathing. =P Helium diffuses at a different speed than air (mostly nitrogen and oxygen) consequently when you exhale a balloon full of helium, it has a  faster rate of diffusion which causes the pitch change in your voice. Helium is inert, it won't hurt you. There are some minor risks involved in depriving yourself of oxygen, but a balloon or two here and there isn't going to hurt you.

*back to the main plot* Don had the funniest sounding voice. He should be a voice actor for the cartoon network people. It's the best. What really bummed me out were the people that didn't really get into the spirit of things. I know it wasn't the best yr12 formal but come on...Zac just lingered about...Jenny didn't wanna dance...people that branched off and sat by themselves D=. MINGLE PEOPLE!!! Like most dance things I end up going to I look like a epileptic elephant and just look retarded when I try to move my limbs to the music (I think my watch also made a bruise against my hand because of all the hardcore jumping I did)...SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE (more of a reason to get together and see each other again) Hmm...one other thing...did you find your hair piece Jen...and SOMEONE Please BLOG ABOUT WHERE THE GIRLS DISAPPEARED OFF TO!...from the texts I got I heard that you were watching...Hannah Montana and Hilary Duff movies...Now..Hilary Duff movies understandable (Lizzy McGuire!!) but Hannah Montana?...Miley Cyrus?...D= What, I must ask, drove you to watch it? That's all I got for the formal. :)

Sean's Afters

After the formal, the group of guys (Zac, Justing, Ben, Sam and I) hopped into Zac's merc (I know right? So rich!) and we headed off to Sean's afters; stopping by Zac's place to switch cars xD. TBH the camry is a lot more comfortable than the cramped mercedes. So...we were like a street away from a Sean's place before Zac missed a turn and showed us his Green P's 'skillz' doing a mega-fast three point turn before parallel parking the car next to karan and some pot-head that apparently Zac knew =P Tripping out bro.

SEAN'S HOUSE IS A CASTLE. IT'S A MANSION. NO WAIT IT'S A CASTLE. NEARLY FOUR STOREYS IN HEIGHT HE CAN TURN HIS ROOF INTO A DISCO IF HE WANTED TO. NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE BUILDING DESIGN OF HIS HOUSE IS ACTUALLY LIKE A CASTLE. ALL THE TURRETS AND EVERYTHING TT^TT SOOO FREAKING JELLY. EVEN ZAC WAS JELLY...AND YOU GUYS'VE SEEN ZAC'S HOUSE TT^TT. WHAT THE ACTUAL.

That was me having a mini-attack. On the second floor it's the tang's residential sleeping area with extra rooms for an office, a small gym room and an outdoor bbq area on the balcony thing. As we make our way down the spirally steps to the first floor (or what you walk into when you first enter the house) there is like a sitting area...where he's got a 52 inch TV playing jazz music and displaying a serene screen full of bubbles (which was later used to play a six-eight person FIFA match). This is situated in the middle room and around this room he's got a kitchen, a laundry and at least three recreational rooms; one with a piano and a dining table (used for poker/texas hold'em that night), a second one as a lounge room/living room...also with it's own TV where people sat around doing nothing much...and the last room was like a oriental room which was...USED FOR MAHJONG xD god we're asian. So Ting and I managed to unsuccessfully teach Ben and Roger how to play a canto-style version of mahjong.

Outside...SEAN OWNS CHIGGUNS...THEY'RE NOT EVEN CHICKENS ANYMORE. THEY'RE CHIGGUNS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BIG, FAT AND SO ELEGANT. This is kinda like behind the house and is a short walkway between the main house area to his shed WHERE HE'S GOT A PINGPONG TABLE. (It was a hectic tournament...Ting and I lost to Tom and Olly D=) oh yeah... here's another side story...

*side story* (This is pretty gross so if you don't wanna know then please move straight along~) So entering this shed of sean's there was this disgusting cockroach...which got stepped on by Samuel in his socks...it kinda freaked him out when I told him that he just stepped on a cockroach, but that's not the worst part. This cockroach was still limping around and no guts atm. So later on in the night Yoosung enters and BARE-FOOTED, stepped on the same cockroach; he jumped up screaming like a girl. It's not over yet. Joseph came later yet and we were all yelling stuff like 'OMGSH KOREANS ARE INITIATED INTO THE TABLE TENNIS ROOM BY STEPPING ON THE COCKROACH!!' and while he was looking around he NEARLY (or did he?) step on the cockroach?!!...THAT'S NOT THE SCARY PART. Later on in the night when most people were back in the house...in the laundry WE SAW (I SHIET YOU NAWT) THE SAME DAMN HALF-DEAD COCKROACH WAS CRAWLING ON THE LAUNDRY FLOOR. BRICKS WERE SHAT.

*back to the main plot* Anyways...after mahjong we left the Tang residence relatively early arriving at the Zachary house at around 2:25am-ish (why I remember this time was coz I remember the time on Zac's car was 2:25am)

Zac's Afters

Zac was the true host (sick with a temperature) and still getting bed covers and stuff out for us ><'' THANKYOU ALL XIONGs FOR LETTING US STAYING IN YOUR POOL ROOM FOR THE NIGHT! Poor ting crashed nearly straight away as I stayed up trolling ben and sam on Wii Brawl. Hmmm ben and sam crashed around 4:00am while I stayed up...just thinking about stuff ><'...that and also determining if there were any snorers (I think I snore so yeh o''o...please don't smother me with a pillow if I get too loud) Hmm...I think I dozed off at around 5:00am before once again I was woken up by Ting closing the door to the room after his pee-pee break and Zac's dad getting up at around 6:00am to make his stir fry before heading off~...I dozed off at around 6:30 waking up at 7:30-ish if i remember correctly since I forgot to close the blinds fully the night before and light streamed in =( Here's a few pictures of the guys sleeping coz I'm creepy like that~




Sorry I couldn't get to Zac's room because that would've just been TOO awkward...and I couldn't run into him...well...doing ANYTHING...if you get my drift >.> I keeding ^^ LOL btw...before sleeping I took off my contacts so everything onwards was kinda seen with fuzzy eyes xD

Zac's after afters brunch (ft. Zac and Justins' mums)

So after actually getting up at around 9am-ish...we played pool and Ting owned us all~ and I lost everything~ Errr so at around 11am-ish we got invited out to brunch by Ting's mum I think...and we headed to that restaurant in Thornleigh (wow...'i' before 'e' except after, 'c', 'l', 's', 'w', 'h', 'g' etc STUPID ENGLISH ><' ) and ate at some restaurant for brunch D=...i've forgotten already aish. Growing old. We crammed back into justin's seven-seater and dropped sam at the train station since he needed to go city and then headed back to zac's house where we immediately dispersed once again, zac shipping ben and I home. Here's the interesting thing...now don't get angry, jelly or anything please...but Zac and Ben are the first person to have stepped into my cardboard box of a house. They are the first two classmates to have set foot inside in the six years of high school. But yeh...if you two are reading this...congrats =P hahaha. They've seen my wall and can now vouch that it's actually there and that I'm the messiest procrastinator out.

Hmm...so guys~ I guess it's after HSC and everything...IF you guys really have nothing else to do AND just wanna talk...you can come over (us 18 year olds can have a drink together) I have mahjong, PS2, PSP and a tennis court/park we can walk too...That's the extent of the excitement there is at my house. It's also a 15 minute bus ride from parra~ Just putting it out there for anyone~ No showing up unexpected or else I might accidently 'cricket-bat' you in the face. I have druggos and hookers around my dodgy area so we're on 24/7 alert. =)

-Note of Apology-
Sorry guys once again for the huge-ass post. I really hate this elongated punctuated style of blogging but there's much to say and after the events happen I just get too tired/lazy to actually put something up ><' I'll try talking to you, Mr Blog, more often, but for tonight...GOODBYE AND

おやすみ <--- the extent of my hiragana atm =)

SWEET DREAMS GUYS~! MEET UP SOON!

Killing two videos with one chuckle.

See all the CollegeHumor Original Videos here.

If you have time and don't have anything better to do...

It's worth reading!~ (found it on SG blog)

http://theamericanscholar.org/the-disadvantages-of-an-elite-education/

Sign-out day

Sign out day was today when we went on the treasure hunt throughout the school returning books and signing off our sheets. I'm proud to say that I was the first one out this morning! I got home at around 9:30am. So proud. Hope everyone else didn't find it too tedious...Cya tomorrow at formal =D

Although it's kinda still the start of the holidays I feel like my brain's already starting to become dumber...(as proven) xP





BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE!!


MIND.FK.

LOL GTFO I'm eating.

Everyone's getting ready for the formal...Even dogs now wear fake eyebrows XD

When someone's looking at the keyboard when you're typing your password...

Whenever you see a clown fish it's automatically named nemo...

I'm going to Munich Uni.



So many of these in life I guess... =(





When mum buys me clothes I don't really need...



Formall...



oxygen potassium...byeeeeooo~!!