Awkwards #1 - The Bathroom

Hmm I've decided to add just snippets of social critiques in which I make observations about how I may do stuff differently from other 'normal' people. This will allow you to peek further into my personal life. I guess starting this now is as good as time as any xD. For all of you who don't know...i tend to have a few blog posts running at any given time so when I just think of things I add it onto the post that relates the best...so most of the posts are just disjointed rants. The picture posts I do separately and that's usually when I go tumblr scrolling for most of the day ><". Anywayss...just a few upcoming 'Awkwards' as a NTS before I forget:

-Internet Moments
-Webcamming
-The Bus
-The Wardrobe

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Ok. I kinda had an epiphany today which is really weird for me...since I don't think I've ever gotten one before. A bit hazy in the mind I was watching the Simpsons movie (Yes, please don't start judging me) and I was up to the scary eskimo lady part (I was on my blog at the same time) when I realised that I blog like a adolescent teenage girl. D= My posts fluctuate in level of language and rise and fall with mood swings. FUARRR...(thankyou for the comforting words Pedobear^^) Soo... in this post I'm gonna be blogging in the style of a gross teenage boy...and just ramble on about a few nasty things. If you don't wanna read any insights and awkward moments that delve in the depths of toiletry then close your window now.

Bathroom Bumbles


We live in a very dodgy household and at times, the shower head leaks and because we're very eco-efficient, (is that even a word?) we use this bucket to catch the water when it leaks. Yes I live in poverty (cbf buying a new showerhead). Let's move on. So when this bucket fills up to near capacity we'd use it to...either water the indoor plants, water the outdoor plants or....flush the loo ><' Yes it may seem like a very unnecessary and filthy thing to do for most of you but I live in poverty here. Well the thing I've got to say about this is that...sometimes during the transfer of bucket to either the toilet or plants...there are spills and these have to be cleaned with bucket and mop. Tis awkward when someone cbfs cleaning up the spill and it's next to the toilet and you don't know whether it's pee or water >.>...(BTWWW THAT'S NOT SAYING THAT WE MISS THE TOILET><"""""") It's just you know~...weird coz it looks like pee...xP Yehh...I'm weird...

Thankfully I think it's safe to say that NO-ONE else has also adopted the aforementioned practice in their daily lives...but these following ones may apply to a greater populace.

So starting from the lock on the bathroom...are your bathroom locks pickable? XD...just wondering...coz mine's isn't =P hahaha just a random piece of info. So I have two bathrooms but I don't tend to use the other one unless the main one is occupied by someone already so I'm just gonna be talking about my main bathroom. As you enter there is the toilet on the right and the shower next to it and straight in front is the wash basin and mirror.

Toilet Terrors


Everyone's has had a bad case of diarrhea right? I'm just gonna voice my discomfiture a bit. OK...getting the most awkward comment out of the way first. SPLASH BACK. NASTYYYY. It's the most uncomfortable feeling int he whole wide world. Serious. I swear they need to make a toilet/poop pillow that prevents any splash-ups and I swear it would win the red dot competition.

*side note*



Life-Altering Tea Cup of the Day: Winner of the 2011 Red Dot Design award, Laura Bougdanos and Vesa Jääskö’s Magisso Teacup is tipped to allow tea lovers to pour hot water over a specialized compartment for their favorite loose leaves.

*end side note* (Trust me to link poo-talk with innovative teacups) ><

Hmm...also it feels weird to pee sitting down. =/ (Not a sexist comment...it's probably just me) Also...on the toilet...do you guys take anything to read or do while you do your business? Usually I take in a Sudoku or a book to read AND JUST FYI these puzzle books etc. stay restricted to bathroom and get thrown out afterwards so as not to spread germs too much...but I find it gets very boring when you don't actually have anything to do when you're on the loo/dookie-dumper/potty/johnny-on-the-spot/the oval office/toilet/think tank/the catcher/me-time-place etc. APPARENTLY if you spend tooo much time on the loo it increases your chance of hemorrhoids. D=

Shower Schmuck-ups


Getting away from potty-talk we head into the shower only to discover that I've used shampoo as body wash or used body wash as shampoo/conditioner. This has happened many times since I tend to think a lot in the shower. It's a very good place to think. So usually it happens when I've got my hair all shampoo'd up and I accidently get shampoo again and I'm stuck with the dilemma of whether to throw the shampoo out...or wash hair twice. I normally wash my hair twice if that happens because my asian side just can't take the sight of a handful of soap/shampoo down the drain. I don't think it's very good for your hair. Oh yeh...I don't have a bath but I've been in a bath and I tend to use Dettol to sterilise any bathtub before I set foot in it just to kill anything that might be in it~ OOOOO I love bubble baths o''o...xP

Weird Wash basin Ways


I am proud to say that I brush for a longer amount of time now, but I'm still using a children brush D=. Once again THANKYOU Zac for the free toothbrush but my asian side tells me to finish using my Shrek toothbrush before using it. I brush twice a day. Uses face towel at least once a day. AAAAND if we're gonna play truth or dare down in Jervis Bay I'm gonna dare someone to draw a toothpaste beard/moustache on themselves for the rest of the game as a dare because it's sooooo funny. I did it once AND TOOTHPASTE STINGS D=...maybe it's my pimples xP BLUERGHHH

SPEAKING OF JERVIS BAY. WE MUST DO THIS.


YES? YES.

OK. I post this JUST in time =)

GOODNIGHTS! Hope you guys didn't get too grossed out!~