Sunday, December 11, 2011

Rain rain go away, come again another day~

Went to sleep at 3:30am last night. Skyping and MSN-ing.

I had to get up at 8:30am to go mow the freaking lawn, so that I'd beat the approaching storm. Just as I finish mowing the lawn the thunderstorm struck =D. I felt like god. Yeh...that's all that happened today.

Random Info of the Day: Orca Whales (this is directly posted from jen/bryan's tumblr)


Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks.Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:



THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

ZACHARY...LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE CODENAME ISN'T AS SPIFFING AS IT SOUNDS.



chickenshit:

(found on pixiv.net)



sonky:

dead, but they can live with it

LENNY. BRRYAN. WE DIDN'T END UP DOING THIS. ><""""""""""


theyoungjj23:

Lol

bravoforjose:

Pikachu can be so mean sometimes.

chickenshit:

pikachu wearing ash’s hat by ~ToshikiJeevas
PIKACHU IS ASIAN IN THE THIRD FRAME




Nouveau Richat of the Day: Tommaso, a rescued black moggy, is believed to be the world’s richest cat after inheriting €10 million ($13.4 million) from his late owner.

The four-year-old feline’s mistress, the 94-year-old widow of a successful builder, had amassed properties all over Italy, which are estimated to be worth a total of €10m.

Before she passed away last month, the woman earmarked her wealth for the protection of her cat’s welfare, asking that it be donated to “the animal welfare body or association” that can guarantee the animal’s comfort and well being.

As animals cannot directly inherit money under Italian law, the cat’s new-found fortune has been entrusted to the deceased cat lady’s nurse, Stefania. “I had no idea the signora had such wealth,” she said.

The Guardian points out that, while Tommaso may be the world’s most fortunate feline, he is far from the most affluent animal. That title goes to Gunther IV, the offspring of an Alsatian once owned by a German countess, whose personal wealth is estimated at $372 million.


LAziness gives you ninja skills...

I'm still sleepy after I sleep...

Christmas is around the corner!!!

ALL OF YOU MUST DO THIS =P
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MIND BLOWN

ENTERTAIN ME GUYS!!!

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